Hmmm.. still trying to figure this one out.. what the hell is wrong with me.. ..ohhh.. please do not answer that..

ohhhhh...^^ this can't be good!!!lmao

starts making a list....

I need more paper......hold on.....

i work 2 jobs coach and sleep lol

I'm single because I was to kinky for my girlfriend looking for a girl that can handle me hmu ;)

good question. really i dont know. can u tell me why

GTA 4

He enters the room sheepishly. Shuffling his feet as if he does not want to walk. Head bowed he slowly lifts it upwards and at the same time raises his hand.

excUSE ME!! He stands there frozen like the statue he is not. Someone acknowledges him after 5 minutes. "Can the statue of liberty please speak".

He coughs once, he coughs twice, he coughs thrice before speaking.

Hmmm, hmmmm, "I am scared of girls. They always leave me and I do a runner from them. They do, do, do not tell me the truth and sometimes they take my wallet and buys drink for the two of us. That's not right is it?".

He drops his hand, head bowed again with both hands in his pockets he now leans against the wall with legs crossed looking like the leaning tower of pisa.

I don't know either, i think they find me weird and crazy!

But seriously, i think i'm just afraid of getting hurt and feeling used when he would dump me..

I want to be single right now...

however, when the time is right, the stars aligned, and my eyes are looking in the other direction....

that's when it will happen & I'll be snatched up...

im single because i want to maintain my status as " happily retired "

I poop........constantly!

There is a serious lack of unattached, basically sane, naturally funny, God-fearing men in my neck of the woods which is one of the reasons I am on here.

It's not from lack of trying

Sucks being alone, as we are not designed to be alone. Love is best shared....

For me to have reasons to join in dating sites..

I NEED HELP:

I am so fussy it is unreal. With my ex girlfriend, I settled for second best. She did not have all the things that was on my "Wants List" .

You learn by your mistakes so this time, my "Wants List" has got bigger and I will make sure that the next girl tick all the boxes.

Does anyone know where I can get a good girl? She needs to have transferrable skills that could make her into a good wife.

Because she ^^^^ keeps taking all the men..... ......lol

I'll take tails

I'll take head..ohhh.. I mean heads.

i Like Being single..
Guess Its my Choice For now