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Why does mg keep tapping his heals together and saying, "There's no place like home"? And I don't even need a spaceship to get back home. I can have mine ready in a few.. how long's the flight? just so there's enough food replicator supplies to last ya... 
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 ^^ awesome choice bro.. love these guys..
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mg sneaks in and hides everyones shoes. *zee puts some special blue juice in mg's drink and when he passes out.. she shaves his face* mg glues matching beards on both his and Zee's face, so we can trick or treat with style anyone care to join? |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Sun 10/27/13 02:14 AM
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Just in time for the holidays ... The Melmacian Holiday Song Book Who can resist singing these Melmacian classics, such as ... "Cat Nuts" Cat nuts roasting on an open fire, A glass of scotch just beneath your nose, Jail-house ditties being sung by a choir, And folks dressed up in lederhose. Everybody knows a tabby baked with dinner rolls Helps to soothe the appetite. Tater tots on top of cat casseroles Will give you funny dreams tonight. You know that lots of snoring is on its way, Keeping your neighbors up till the break of day, And every mother'��s child will already have tried To see if calico tastes better when fried. And so I'��m offering this simple phrase To inmates from one to ninety-two. Although it can be done in dozens of ways, Use cat-skinning technique #2. ... and ... "��Snowy the Frost-man"�� Snowy the Frost-man Was a grouchy angry soul, With morning breath and a runny nose And two cheeks both stuffed with Skoal*. Snowy the Frost-man Was a scary tale they say. He made folks cold Both the young and old Before the break of day. Scrape-scrape-chip-chip, Scrape-scrape-chip-chip, Snowy's on everything. Scrape-scrape-chip-chip, Scrape-scrape-chip-chip, Can'��t wait till it's next Spring! The Melmacian Holiday Songbook ... Get your copy today! (*Skoal is a brand of chewing tobacco.) |
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For those who think that the "Cat" song is too risqu�, here is an alternate version. "Cat Guts" Cat guts roasting on an open fire, Hair braids underneath your nose*, Jail-house ditties being sung by a choir, And folks dressed up in lederhose. Everybody knows a tabby baked with dinner rolls Helps to soothe the appetite. Tater tots on top of cat casseroles Will give you funny dreams tonight. You know that lots of snoring is on its way, Keeping your neighbors up till the break of day, And every mother'��s child will already have tried To see if calico tastes better when fried. And so I'��m offering this simple phrase To inmates from one to ninety-two. Although it can be done in dozens of ways, Use cat-skinning technique #2. (*In order to have the hair braids, you have to let your nose hair grow long.) |
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mg sneaks in and hides everyones shoes. *zee puts some special blue juice in mg's drink and when he passes out.. she shaves his face* mg glues matching beards on both his and Zee's face, so we can trick or treat with style anyone care to join? LOL  I'd love to see Zee with a beard.. oh please post a pic 
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Hey Zee, I come back just to drink all your tequila...you can have the worms though!
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Edited by
mowildflower
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Mon 10/28/13 06:23 AM
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TOPIC STARTED Tue 02/10/09 08:54 AM Hey y'all!! welcome to a sorta "home away from home"... it's a place you can just hang out, meet new friends and chat or..... WHATever.. as long as it's all GOOD fun!! Like any respectable establishment.. there has to be rules.. ohwell
RULES (posted outside the front door) 1. no guns allowed (must holster and check in to gain entry :o) 2. NO DRAMA.. sorry.. this is a DRAMA FREE zone folks.. gotta take it OUTside! angry 3. be Respectable to EVERYone at ALL time.. 4. bring your best wit and imagination!bigsmile we have a HUGE gothic style place with turrets and pool tables.. theres a juke box with EVERY tune you can imagine! it's a lil rustic but VERY homey! pull up a chair in front of the cozy hearth on cold winter nights or do laps in the indoor heated pool! we got it ALL!! hey.. even a velcro wall with bungie harnesses you can bounce and toss people at!! laugh drinks are ALways free and you can even serve yerself! so come on in.. kick back.. and enjoy an 'evening out' wink It seems Zee's Pub has been around awhile, looks like a fun place to meet up with friends and have a cool drink. Drinks are free but we'll have to serve ourselves. That shouldn't be a problem. Drama free and everyone is ready to have a good time. My kind of place... |
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mg sneaks in and hides everyones shoes. *zee puts some special blue juice in mg's drink and when he passes out.. she shaves his face* mg glues matching beards on both his and Zee's face, so we can trick or treat with style anyone care to join? not so sure I look good in a beard though... 
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mg sneaks in and hides everyones shoes. *zee puts some special blue juice in mg's drink and when he passes out.. she shaves his face* mg glues matching beards on both his and Zee's face, so we can trick or treat with style anyone care to join? LOL I'd love to see Zee with a beard.. oh please post a pic
so.. ??? yes.. go ahead.. laugh dear sista.. karma's a beotch.. 'n I'm not talkin bout dragons either
I just couldn't resist 
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Just in time for the holidays ... The Melmacian Holiday Song Book Who can resist singing these Melmacian classics, such as ... "Cat Nuts" Cat nuts roasting on an open fire, A glass of scotch just beneath your nose, Jail-house ditties being sung by a choir, And folks dressed up in lederhose. Everybody knows a tabby baked with dinner rolls Helps to soothe the appetite. Tater tots on top of cat casseroles Will give you funny dreams tonight. You know that lots of snoring is on its way, Keeping your neighbors up till the break of day, And every mother'��s child will already have tried To see if calico tastes better when fried. And so I'��m offering this simple phrase To inmates from one to ninety-two. Although it can be done in dozens of ways, Use cat-skinning technique #2. ... and ... "��Snowy the Frost-man"�� Snowy the Frost-man Was a grouchy angry soul, With morning breath and a runny nose And two cheeks both stuffed with Skoal*. Snowy the Frost-man Was a scary tale they say. He made folks cold Both the young and old Before the break of day. Scrape-scrape-chip-chip, Scrape-scrape-chip-chip, Snowy's on everything. Scrape-scrape-chip-chip, Scrape-scrape-chip-chip, Can'��t wait till it's next Spring! The Melmacian Holiday Songbook ... Get your copy today! (*Skoal is a brand of chewing tobacco.)
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Hey Zee, I come back just to drink all your tequila...you can have the worms though!
here's a thought.. let's put them in Dave's cat gut casserole not like anyone ELSE is gonna eat it..
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It seems Zee's Pub has been around awhile, looks like a fun place to meet up with friends and have a cool drink. Drinks are free but we'll have to serve ourselves. That shouldn't be a problem. Drama free and everyone is ready to have a good time. My kind of place... yup.. it has.. actually been around a wee bit longer.. started it back in '06.. guess they just ran outta server space
welcome mow.. glad you stopped by.. yeah.. we're a friendly, happy bunch or characters.. emphasis on the characters  *inserts evil laughter* pull up a chair.. grab a pint OR a wench.. or a pool cue if you've the cahoona's to go up against our friendly giant champion.. or even up against our court CHAMPION Sir Lionsbrew.. but be warned.. both are very adept at retaining their titles 
all in good fun though.. no crap is tolerated.. we have bouncers for that meet Moe & Joe...
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well.. THAT was a weekend from hell I'd rather not have had to endure..
let alone.. live through 
the kids went out to a halloween party on saturday night so I was home babysitting.. all was quiet and good until.. dun dun duuuuuuuunnnnn.... they got home! they arrived at 3:45 AM and lil mommy was wasted outta her evah lovin mind..  thank GAWD she had changed her mind about wearing the 6" stiletto's.. she barely made it to the door without falling as it was.. luckily she made it to the bathroom too, before deciding to bring EVERYTHING she'd eatin and drank in the past 48 hrs UP...  and of COURSE.. the baby decided to wake up and want to be fed.. obviously.. she wasn't in ANY kinda state to be takin care of him.. then she mumbled something about the 'babysitter' not doing her job  yeah well.. typically the babysitter leaves when the parent(s) get home.. just not THIS one...
anywho.. she needed to sleep it off and I wasn't about to ask my older one to take on that responsibility so.. you got it.. grandma had to step up.. yet again..
so even after being awake since Saturday at 4:25 AM.. I was STILL going when I finally roused 'mama' outta bed at 11 am Sunday morning to take over.. mind you.. didn't get to sleep until around 2PM and THAT only lasted a mere 2 hrs.. however.. FINALLY by 9:30 PM.. I was in bed and OUT like a light.. mind you, I WAS rudely awoken yet again at 3:42 AM by a loud 'crash' then a 'bang' then a "oh ****".. I ran into the livingroom to find it was only the 'saved kittens' creating havoc while she was trying to put the baby back to sleep.. 
so I guess that saying is true.. you'll only sleep when yer dead..
I'm thinking I'll need Monday's from here on out as recovery days.. oh the bliss of peace 'n quiet while holed up in my office, working.. Monday's just don't seem so bad anymore.. 
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Zee, seems it's never a dull moment at your house
My weekend was busy, albeit a bit boring by some standards Although my youngest son surprised me with a visit from school this weekend. Seems he found a ride and loaded their car with his laundry  . I need to put a sign up on the door "MOM's LAUNDROMAT" But really, it was nice to have him home for the weekend
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Darn that MG.... I'm still trying to find my other shoe
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mg sneaks in and hides everyones shoes. *zee puts some special blue juice in mg's drink and when he passes out.. she shaves his face* mg glues matching beards on both his and Zee's face, so we can trick or treat with style anyone care to join? not so sure I look good in a beard though...
I just love the pic...
but seriously.. it's a great pic of you minus the beard |
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Zee, seems it's never a dull moment at your house My weekend was busy, albeit a bit boring by some standards Although my youngest son surprised me with a visit from school this weekend. Seems he found a ride and loaded their car with his laundry . I need to put a sign up on the door "MOM's LAUNDROMAT" But really, it was nice to have him home for the weekend
as soon as I got to the part where you wrote your 'son had come for a visit from school' I though LAUNDRY.. yeah..it's good to see'em regardless huh..
I'm actually looking forward to going back to the all too quiet "lonesomeness" of living alone.. I'm gettin too old for this never a dull moment shite..
I guess the up side would be.. I'm having one HECK of a ride.. yeeeehaaaaaaaaa *insert crazy eyes emoticon here* *zee heads to the padded room with a smile on her face and a skip in her step* ahhhhhhhh.. peace 'n quiet.. 
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Why does mg keep tapping his heals together and saying, "There's no place like home"? And I don't even need a spaceship to get back home. I can have mine ready in a few.. how long's the flight? just so there's enough food replicator supplies to last ya...
I just re-read your post mg.. ma bad.. you DON'T NEED a spaceship.. I shouldn't read when it's too early, too late OR anywhere in between it seems at least not until I've have enough sleep to actually underSTAND them 
I blame......... too many to list.. however I AM listed in there too
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