Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 59 | |
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She calls herself cutie pie.., but she really only likes cake...
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Strangles Canadian geese.
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Edited by
jagbird
on
Mon 07/22/13 06:07 AM
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Strangles Canadian geese. Never! Collects donations for the "retire the politicians fund"... |
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Uses Santa's reindeer for target practice.
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Helps little old ladies cross the street.. and then puts "kick me" signs on their back..
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Goes around kicking lil' ol' ladies with 'kick me' signs on their back. It's a compulsive disorder thing.
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Likes to play with numbers... , but despises letters...
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Sells vowels on the black market. He reels you in first with consonants.
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Sells vowels on the black market. He reels you in first with consonants. Great...! Now you've got me thinking about Vanna Whiite, again... Is she on here..? ![]() Gets in trouble with New York hockey players, by calling himself a Texas "Ranger".. |
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Puts his pants on two legs at a time.
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Wears a kilt, on windy days...
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Plays bagpipes, to make me do the kilt salute.
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Smokes pipes.... to try and send me signals..
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Found out he can't read Indian smoke signals.
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Only wears his sneakers when he's running errands.
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Walks around his house naked.
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Mingles.., while naked...
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Sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh! That's my secret to happiness.
Crosses the border without a passport. |
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Crosses border without passport while wearing nothing but sneakers.
Very sneaky! |
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Takes Photo's of herself then post them up near Sports Football Stadiums.
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