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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 59 | |
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Is a Tom Jones impersonator
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Can't think of one Tom Jones song without crying.
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Cries because he isn't Tom Jones.
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Edited by
alookat101
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Tue 06/25/13 06:43 PM
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Cries because I won't sing Tom Jones songs along with Cutiepie.
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Makes Cutiepie cry by singing.
By the way, what did you do with the money that your parents gave you for singing lessons? |
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Seven dollars only go but so far you know.
Try's to change the numbers on old lottery tickets then cash them in. |
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Works as a sanitary towel fitter in a nunnery.
 
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Is an apprentice to a sanitary towel fitter in a nunnery
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Just opened a kissing booth at the entrance to Walmart.
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and you wanted me to price-match, damn you
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Also sales car Insurance.
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Is WAY older than he looks!
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Is a cougar and proud of it. I so am ;) ;) How did you know the guy I'm dating is younger than me? Oh. Binoculars. Right. 
The woman above me likes to have affairs with cars.
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Just opened a daycare center for lonely adults.
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drives lonely adults in his bus while they sing Tom Jones songs
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Sells photo's of Tom Jones at the bus Stop and if u buy a photo she'll sing a few tones of your favorite Tom Jones song.
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Has Tom Jones music playing while he drives his bus.
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Try's to sneak on the bus during rush hour ?
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Tries to drive past me but I am too quick and hop on the bus.
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Told the man in the wheelchair that the bus stop is closed.
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