Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 59 | |
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Edited by
jagbird
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Fri 08/09/13 03:25 PM
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..wears a fur coat to bed every night..
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Rumor has it he still has an obsession with Canadian geese. He's a recovering geese addict ya' know. Oh, you didn't know?
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Edited by
jagbird
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Fri 08/09/13 03:48 PM
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Well.. That's because my neighbors had a "Honk if you're horny" sign out front of their house..and they were always around..
------------------------------ Makes ducks cry.. by telling them they can never be reputable doctors.., because they are all "Quacks".. |
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uses a boy scout knife to shave his back hair
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caught stuffing his magicians hat.
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Edited by
jagbird
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Fri 08/09/13 04:02 PM
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..sells bogus bungie jump tickets, at the Statue of Liberty..
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sells burial plots on Ellis island (Statue of Liberty)
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..sells plots of land at Alcatraz..
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is responsible for armed guards at the Canadian border
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..says he;s a hippie, when he is really a yuppie..
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Wants to be a flower child but can't find a florist.
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..steals his stripes from sergeants..
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Ate the florist on a whim.
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Doesn't notice who he posts after.
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Thinks he stil an Alien Life Form lol
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Thinks he stil an Alien Life Form lol Displays delusions of grandeur with his username |
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..wins unfairly in races, because of "winning by a nose".....
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Hi Jag!...
This guy would play waltz and dance by himself. |
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..scopes out kale fields..
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Illegally sells "kale" to the Eskimos
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