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Topic: The Male Perspective
SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Wed 06/19/13 12:27 PM
We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules Please note these are all numbered “1 ON PURPOSE! 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it Don’t try to change that 1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! JUST SAY IT! 1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do sympathy is what your girlfriends are for 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem See a doctor 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument In fact all comments become null and void after 7 days 1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done Not both If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself 1. Whenever possible please say whatever you have to say during commercials 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we 1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong We know you are lying but it is just not worth the hassle 1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear 1. When we have to go some where, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really 1. Don t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, or Cars 1. You have enough clothes 1. You have too many shoes 1.1 am in shape. Round is a shape.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Wed 06/19/13 12:28 PM


Journeyman236 Joined Thu 05/09/13 Posts: 2786	Wed 06/19/13 12:46 PM
I like #1

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Wed 06/19/13 01:31 PM
lmao christopher columbus was lost answering yes or no to a non yes or no question = 3 nights of no sex we don;t want your opinion on the size of our wardrobe the illuminati is breeding males for us who do not like to watch sports on TV

Momoiro_Usagi_7 Joined Sun 05/12/13 Posts: 1450	Wed 06/19/13 01:35 PM
lmao christopher columbus was lost answering yes or no to a non yes or no question = 3 nights of no sex we don;t want your opinion on the size of our wardrobe the illuminati is breeding males for us who do not like to watch sports on TV the illuminati is breeding males for us who do not like to watch sports on TV WOW NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!! LMBO!

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Wed 06/19/13 01:37 PM
Now I know everything. Thanks. I am now prepared for a relationship.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Wed 06/19/13 01:38 PM
----> ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question I'm going to start using that myself.

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Wed 06/19/13 02:17 PM
----> ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question I'm going to start using that myself. right I already do that but wasn't planning to fess up....they are just copying us on that one lol

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Wed 06/19/13 05:30 PM
----> ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question I'm going to start using that myself. right I already do that but wasn't planning to fess up....they are just copying us on that one lol Yes.

Journeyman236 Joined Thu 05/09/13 Posts: 2786	Wed 06/19/13 05:42 PM
In reference to #1 #1, well I was gonna say, don't have the boobs all pushed up out of your shirt showing cleavage If you don't want us to look at them, but we are going to weather you do or not anyway...

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Wed 06/19/13 05:54 PM
In reference to #1 #1, well I was gonna say, don't have the boobs all pushed up out of your shirt showing cleavage If you don't want us to look at them, but we are going to weather you do or not anyway... Look but don't touch. If a woman shows cleavage, and its obvious, she would probably be insulted if it didn't' draw some attention or glances.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Wed 06/19/13 06:11 PM


SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Thu 06/20/13 02:26 PM
Now I know everything. Thanks. I am now prepared for a relationship.

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Fri 06/21/13 06:41 AM
We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules Please note these are all numbered “1 ON PURPOSE! 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it Don’t try to change that 1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! JUST SAY IT! 1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do sympathy is what your girlfriends are for 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem See a doctor 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument In fact all comments become null and void after 7 days 1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done Not both If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself 1. Whenever possible please say whatever you have to say during commercials 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we 1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong We know you are lying but it is just not worth the hassle 1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear 1. When we have to go some where, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really 1. Don t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, or Cars 1. You have enough clothes 1. You have too many shoes 1.1 am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. If you are so good at so called 'Multi Tasking', Then there is nothing stopping you from having sex when you have a headache.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Fri 06/21/13 12:12 PM
We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules Please note these are all numbered “1 ON PURPOSE! 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it Don’t try to change that 1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! JUST SAY IT! 1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do sympathy is what your girlfriends are for 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem See a doctor 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument In fact all comments become null and void after 7 days 1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done Not both If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself 1. Whenever possible please say whatever you have to say during commercials 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we 1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong We know you are lying but it is just not worth the hassle 1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear 1. When we have to go some where, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really 1. Don t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, or Cars 1. You have enough clothes 1. You have too many shoes 1.1 am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. If you are so good at so called 'Multi Tasking', Then there is nothing stopping you from having sex when you have a headache. Sex is not supposed to be "a job." If it were a job and I were getting well paid for it, I might take an Excedrin for the headache and get the job done. But does a man really want his wife or lover to suffer through sex to appease him? If he does not want her to enjoy it, then he is totally a selfish thoughtless jerk.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Fri 06/21/13 02:51 PM
We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules Please note these are all numbered “1 ON PURPOSE! 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it Don’t try to change that 1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! JUST SAY IT! 1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do sympathy is what your girlfriends are for 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem See a doctor 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument In fact all comments become null and void after 7 days 1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done Not both If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself 1. Whenever possible please say whatever you have to say during commercials 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we 1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong We know you are lying but it is just not worth the hassle 1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear 1. When we have to go some where, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really 1. Don t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, or Cars 1. You have enough clothes 1. You have too many shoes 1.1 am in shape. Round is a shape. I have a problem with #1

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Fri 06/21/13 03:22 PM
At my age, and the shape some American men are in today, they can look at their own breasts in the mirror.

paul1217 Joined Fri 01/29/10 Posts: 904	Fri 06/21/13 04:10 PM
An alternate for #1 I have the body of a God, unfortunately that God is Buddha.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Fri 06/21/13 04:11 PM
An alternate for #1 I have the body of a God, unfortunately that God is Buddha. Or the flying spaghetti monster.

paul1217 Joined Fri 01/29/10 Posts: 904	Fri 06/21/13 04:20 PM
lmao christopher columbus was lost answering yes or no to a non yes or no question = 3 nights of no sex we don;t want your opinion on the size of our wardrobe the illuminati is breeding males for us who do not like to watch sports on TV We may be rare but there are a few, like myself, that never watch sports on TV. I doubt I could name 5 players and the sport they play. Can't understand why I should watch someone, that makes a fortune, playing games. There is too much that I can enjoy doing myself. Perhaps I am one of the illuminati's early versions?