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Topic: Dinner?
oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 06/07/13 08:37 AM
On an airplane, the flight attendant asked a man, "Would you like dinner?" The man responded, "What are my choices?" The flight attendant answered, "Yes, or no."

Journeyman236 Joined Thu 05/09/13 Posts: 2786	Fri 06/07/13 08:46 AM
Just bring me more drinks!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 06/07/13 08:48 AM
A Muslim was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen women than let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had that choice."

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Mon 06/10/13 05:01 PM


Momoiro_Usagi_7 Joined Sun 05/12/13 Posts: 1450	Mon 06/10/13 05:06 PM
LOL

Ouizee Joined Sat 08/18/12 Posts: 4080	Mon 06/10/13 05:44 PM
Both jokes are good! Thanks hippie!!

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Mon 06/10/13 06:06 PM
made me chuckle :)

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Wed 06/12/13 06:44 AM


krishk20 Joined Thu 06/16/11 Posts: 1866	Thu 06/13/13 08:14 AM
I was fustrated and sad. but after reading both jokes i cant control my laugh. you are good. made my day.

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