Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 5 | |
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for swearing a blue streak
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Stealing a puppy
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for jaywalking with a little old lady
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For starting a nasty rumour about Mickey Mouse
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For doing something rude to Micky Mouse.
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..for telling MIckey Mouse to put on a cat suit...
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For chewing his gum before giving it to the homeless
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For trying to use gum.., to stop the Calgary flood..
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It worked lol
for telling people the world is flat |
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for peeping through letter boxes
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for peeing in litter boxes
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for impersonating ALF
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..for impersonating bad actors..
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for prevaricating much to much
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Edited by
jagbird
on
Mon 08/19/13 04:27 PM
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....for stealing poop-and-scoop bags..
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for digressing more than he should
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..for wanting to be someone he can't be..
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For telling everyone that I have the HOTS for you
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for stalking jagbird because she has the hots for him
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for trying to get in on that action
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