can anybody help me to learn how to talk to women

How do you mean? For what purpose do you want to talk to women? If you just want to make casual conversation with them then there's no trick to that apart from just having to pretend that all you want is friendship.

trust me


"enough with the formalities,when am i gonna see your boobs?"

never works,so i wouldn't try that one but if you do,mace burns.so just giving you a heads up

Speak for yourself mate. Maybe next time give a lady a few drinks before you ask her if she's going to get her boobs out.

If you aren't going to act like a gentleman and do that then it's not surprising that you get the mace.

English seems to work pretty well on the forums.

"Hello, how are you?"

I don't think it's that much different than talking to the guys, with the exception of slapping each other's butts.

Now that I think of it, does anyone else find it odd that a man slapping another man's azz was not put on the same taboo list?

That must be an American thing. Touching an other guy's arse is definetley gay.

I'll touch yours, that's not gay. That's hot.

This image is not so common of an occurrence. I was thinking more of after scoring a goal in sports. The congratulatory smack on the bum. Do you all do that one?

Dazzle them with brilliance! Just dazzle them with brilliance! and if you cant dazzle them with

brilliance then you just baffle them with bull chit!!!

This seems to work well for me anyway

So talk about your strong points if and when you can, and always be very intentive to what she's

talking about wirh eye contact, even if its poppy diaper storys or potty training.

Treat it like a business deal or a sale.

Its just like sales & if you can't sell yourself you cant sell jack chit!

You also need to exude a lot of confidence and believe it yourself, again like selling a product that you

believe in,

So realy its all comes from within, there's not giudeline chiseled in stone nor is there caring

for a baby, verbally or physically their all different.

Now there is a new discovery as I just concluded yesterday! If you use the word "NORMAL"

this just seens to just baffle them beyond belief, makes them very subdued , sedated, almost trance like!

It is realy quite amazing realy, so last night i told my wife I was

going to meet her best friend and have " normal "sex and she just sat down and shook her head and said

:NORMAL" what's "normal"..its like their kryptonite, amazing break through, noble peace prize stuff.

Just go over to the thead topic (is there any nice normal woman out there); and see for youself!

Well very best,

Come to my seminar! You to can sell refrigerates to Eskimos.,

Yeah, so I've been told but thanks and if you can reach it from there you're welcome to touch my arse.

You must have mistaken me for someone that follows football.

Ask questions....Women love to talk about themselves. Don't ask anything to personal starting out though cause that can end badly. Keep it light and witty. Also use any opportunity you can to make her laugh and/or smile. No lame jokes though. just be yourself and be confident. Don't slouch, sit or stand straight and look her in the eyes when your talking to her not at her breasts/cleavage. It's really not hard to talk to women once you get in your head that they are just people like you and me. Treat them with respect and dignity and be confident with your words and you should be fine.

Ask a bunch of people on the internet to tell you what the rules are for talking to women and break every damned one of them. It makes you stand out from the crowd and ensures that you don't end up with a woman that thinks that they make the rules.

I got the best woman there is...

...from mingle....

If she is laughing...You got a chance.

If you are laughing....You got a chance..with your hand.

Yep....But we don't say "bum"

A bum is some maggot @$$ed motherf#cker who got no job.