Little Matty is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.
Matty answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."
"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.
"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."
Matty replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"

Hehe. Lol sdfc

ha ha when i heard it he had a hard round coin in his pocket
good to see classics dont die ...im fairly sure you have a interesting life

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thank you rynn. how does the coin in the pket version go?

well ha ha i cant remember i believe teach was asking class questions like i spy something and johnie got annoyed cuz he was wrong so he says hey teach i got something in my pocket thats hard and round ..what is it ? and of course she thought the wrong thing and he says no a quarter but .i like the way you think..sorry i cant tell it right but heh 51 now im sure i can blame my failing mem..

sounds hilarious