Topic: Have you ever - part 4 | |
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No... Don't think that would help much if the lady with the long hair is on your mind.
Have you ever went to the beach just to watch the ladies stroll by ? |
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Yes. Actually they roller blade by in their bikinis.
Have you ever stopped flirting cuz a lady asked you to not shop around? |
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Naw I stop flirting because it wasn't working out to good for me.
Have you ever been ask to be a bikini judge at a swimsuit contest ? |
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A big N-O to that one! lol.
Have you ever participated in a beauty pageant? |
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I'm not just a participant, I am the pageant.
Have you ever exclaimed, "I wanna rock!!!!!" and morphed into Dee Snider after your father asked, "Are you listening to me? What do you want to do with your life?"? |
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Nope he did not ask me he just told me what I was going to do with my life.
Have you ever pulled one of your own loose teeth out ? |
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Once, when I was about seven or eight.
Have you ever had your eyes be bigger than your stomach? |
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Yes... Wow did someone tell you that to.
Have you ever got all dressed up with no place to go ? |
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No, sometimes I don't even bother dressing up!
Have you ever wondered how many elves Keebler has in that tree? |
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Edited by
alookat101
on
Sun 07/07/13 05:31 PM
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Twenty-seven and ones with child twins they say.
Have you ever tried to hug a large tree during a rain storm ? |
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Yes but couldn't embrace it the way I desired
Have you ever confronted a couple over their PDA (public display affection?) |
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No, I think it is cute.
Have you ever clipped your toenails in public? |
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Nope
Have you ever been caught falling asleep while guest were over visiting you at home ? |
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yes those that way overstay
have you ever watched from your bedroom window while your neighbors wife subathed in a two piec in the backyeard? |
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I can't say that I was ever that lucky.
Have you ever had apartment neighbors that were really loud in the bedroom???? |
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Yes...pooh, ick! TMI.
Have you ever made a dinner that was not edible? |
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Yes...a few times. I'd like to think I'm a better cook now.
Have you ever stepped in a puddle and soaked your your sock? |
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Yes.
Have you ever stepped in a pets piddle puddle? |
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yes lol ewwww
have you ever steped in their number 2 poohs...lol |
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no
have you ever taken a dump on your lovers chest during sex? |
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