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Have you ever wondered where your lap goes when you stand up? It appears by magic when you sit down. |
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Can't say that I have.
Have you ever had a day when you were so bored that you counted to infinity... twice? |
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No... but I did organize all my earrings, which is almost the same thing.
Have you ever watched a cat chase a housefly? |
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Yes
Have you ever seen a cat with an intent gaze licking his lips at you ? |
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Nope,that's scary..lol!
Have you ever tried to out-stare a cat and lost? |
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I used to try that with my cats all the time when I was a lad.
Have you ever done the Kitty Cat dance? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaA_cs4WZHM |
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No.
Have you ever had a cat that tried to bite you? |
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Yes.
Have you ever had a cat that killed a crow? |
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I had a mouser and it wouldn't surprise me if he had gone for a crow too.
Have you ever had a dog that would not stop jumping on you? |
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Yes. My pugs were like that.
Have you ever had a Saint Bernard that was convinced that he/she was a lap dog? |
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Nope
Have you ever had to work every weekend ? |
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Yes. I was in retail and restaurant work for years.
Have you ever eaten a Fluffernutter sandwich? |
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Nope, but wish I had!
Have you ever sorted all the smarties in the box by colour? |
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No.
Have you ever made homemade jam or jelly? |
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no
have you ever licked jelly off your partenrs body? |
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As interesting as that sounds, no.
Have you ever de-robed your partner using just your mouth/teeth? |
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lol .., No
Have you ever suggested that your partner lick jelly off of you ? |
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Yes, she declined and would much rather....let's not go there.
Have you ever petted a porcupine? |
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Can't say I have.
Have you ever waited here on Mingle for the ladies to show up but they never came through that day ? |
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Yes, the vagaries of being retired, although I am only interested in a certain long haired gal....
Have you ever been so bored you thought about going to work/study? |
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