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Topic: Chinese Wedding Night
willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Thu 02/07/13 03:54 AM
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.' More thoughtful silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her.... 'You want....... garlic chicken wif snow peas?

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A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.' More thoughtful silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her.... 'You want....... garlic chicken wif snow peas? HAHAHAHAHA ! Better than the "POO POOH" platter for sure !

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 02/07/13 09:26 AM
Coffee spew!!..You'd think I"d learn, wouldn't you!

Hikerjohn Joined Sun 08/19/12 Posts: 1028	Thu 02/07/13 10:22 AM
I am sorry. Can someone explain this to me. I love garlic chicken. :-)

justme659 Joined Wed 10/03/07 Posts: 6144	Thu 02/07/13 12:33 PM
I am sorry. Can someone explain this to me. I love garlic chicken. :-) Chinese menu's have numbers to order the meals...combo #5, a #29 fried rice, ect. So...69 on his menu is garlic chicken with snow peas, not 69 sex.

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Thu 02/07/13 01:58 PM
I am sorry. Can someone explain this to me. I love garlic chicken. :-) Chinese menu's have numbers to order the meals...combo #5, a #29 fried rice, ect. So...69 on his menu is garlic chicken with snow peas, not 69 sex. Me thinks he was a-pullin' leg.

SimplicityAtItsBest Joined Mon 09/10/12 Posts: 960	Thu 02/07/13 02:27 PM
Ya'll racist! It aint always about the chicken.. Sometimes... I wan sumboooodee to gimme dee noodoo!!!!

Hikerjohn Joined Sun 08/19/12 Posts: 1028	Thu 02/07/13 10:39 PM
Well I prefer 66 which is the cashew chicken.

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