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| Topic: Apparently....I am a Pimp... | |
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Least judging from a text I got a couple days ago from a number in Colorado (Yes...I have gone National it seems)asking me to provide the texter with boobs (He used the "T" word though). I replied that Marsha, Jan and Cindy were all busy at the moment, but they would love to acquire more air miles on their Capital One cards in order for Mr Unkonwn Texter to get his boob desire filled. I received no response. Lol.
Anyways, don't you just love texts like this? In this Cellular world, I am sure some of you have had some awesome texts like this. Thank God I have unlimited, else I'd be sending him the bill. 
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this makes me even HAPPIER paying the lil extra for my numbers to be confidential  I swear the world is going to 
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My entire family has gotten texts like this...some even in spanish...does this mean my entire family is made up of international pimps?
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If you are a pimp which hand is your pimp hand and is it strong?
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I don't get fun text messages like that!
Next time you hear from him, give him my number will ya?
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Funny Sunday evening I got a text out of the blue this is how it went....
Them : Hey, What u doing? Me : Who is this? Them: Alicia, Who's this? Did I get the wrong number? Me: Who was you trying to get? Them: My friend at the time, but not amymore. She betrayed my trust.. Me: I'm sorry but have no idea who this is. Them: I have the wrong number then. Sorry Me: No problem Them: Ok Humm sure glad to find out that it was not me they were talking about...Actually thought of texting them back and hoping they could work things out with their friend that is no more...  But I did not...
Even had some guy call my number one night too bad he lived in another state sure had a sexy voice... 
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I have no use for cell phones.
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hellooo I m ready to chat with you
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hellooo I m ready to chat with you Nice shirt, somehow fitting. |
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Those texts that one receives as a chain message that you have to pass on to 5 of your friends and something good will happen. Ha!...as if my mobile phone carrier doesn't get enough out of me already.
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I don't get fun text messages like that!
Next time you hear from him, give him my number will ya?
Be sure to get your air miles card ready. Means you are standby. Haha! |
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Those texts that one receives as a chain message that you have to pass on to 5 of your friends and something good will happen. Ha!...as if my mobile phone carrier doesn't get enough out of me already.
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Be more politically correct, Tell him your not a pimp but a love broker!!
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