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Topic: United States Redneck Special Forces
boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Sat 11/10/12 10:33 AM
Special Bulletin from the Pentagon The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the "United States Redneck Special Forces". These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sat 11/10/12 11:20 AM
This could....actually Work!!!

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 11/10/12 11:33 AM
Special Bulletin from the Pentagon The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the "United States Redneck Special Forces". These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. "Inglorious Banasterds" !!!

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Sat 11/10/12 07:00 PM
too funny for words..

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 11/11/12 05:15 AM
GO Rednecks!!!!

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