Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 4 | |
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For stealing slingshots.
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For manufacturing slingshots without a license.
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For littering with discarded pizza.
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For putting anchovies on my pizza.
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For digging the secret i kept, to remain a secret.
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For arguing with me about her secret.
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For selling secrets to spies.
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For being a spy.
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For stealing secrets and selling them to Via.
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For spying.
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For accusing a certain Superdupergoodguyman of spying.
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For changing clothes without benefit of a phone booth.
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For swiping and hiding all the phone booths, leaving me bereft of a place to change.
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For unfounded accusations of theft.
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For ogling topherj37 as he changed clothes.
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For eating too much Puzzy......Cat
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For putting a song by Prince in "Old Skool" instead of a song by the legendary Jimi Hendrix!
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For always trying to end my undefeated winning streak on "Last to Post Wins".
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For hoarding toffee and creating an artificial shortage.
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For having a better vocabulary than me.
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