Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 4 | |
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for writing on the chalkboard with a permanent marker
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Edited by
Dodo_David
on
Fri 03/29/13 05:01 PM
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Because she did not run from the police as fast as I did.
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For doing obscene things with a JCPenney mannequin.
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For wearing only a red shell with polka dots on it on her back in public tryin to emulate a ladybug
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For changing information on Wikipedia.
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For wearing stripes and plaid together.
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For dressing me in stripes and plaids together.
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For letting ViaMusuca dress you in strips and plaid, only Steve Martin can pull that off, not a federal offense but above a misdemeanor...
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For taking photos of me dressed up in stripes and plaids and posting them on facebook.
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for wearing clothes full stop hehe
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stealing candy from a baby.
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Stole the candy from 4evababy that has been stolen from the baby.
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Gave me licorice jelly bean instead of better flavor
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Introduce me to some wierd dance steps.
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For taking all the credit for the weird dance steps Techno taught her.
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For forgetting to autograph the dictionary he gives Win
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For destroying the gingerbread oven tins...
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For rewriting "The Great Gatsby." it's too influential a novel to put your own twist, bud.
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For not letting people bite his gingerbread arms off, it's Easter, for Gatsby's sake!
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Indecent Exposure
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