Topic: Small things men and women fight about. | |
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I wonder how many arguments would b avoided if men were potty trained sitting down. They can sit down. Sure takes the whole missing thing out of the equation. Toilet would stay cleaner. hmmm.....
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I was raised by women. I stand when I pee. I always put the seat down, even when I moved out on my own, I took that habit with me. It's not an issue at all.
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Never argue about this....
But then..... I aim to....Please!!!!! |
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it never ends. you sit to pee or train yourself to put the seat down after every use, doesn't matter
in the end you will be accused of loading the tp to unwind from the top when she has already told you several times it has to unwind from the bottom (change the holder to vertical and now it becomes you loaded it right and it has to be left). then there is the use of the salad fork to eat ice cream with, or not looking directly into their eyes while they are telling you about their day (men being incapable of multitasking but women can apply makeup, talk to their mother and text their sister on the same cell phone at the same time, watch the children in the back seat, tune the radio, signal to change three lanes of traffic in front of a semi truck, while thinking of what you did to piss her off twenty three years ago) but dagnabit you just gotta love 'em (note: this post is an attempt at humor. i may be the only one who finds it funny) |
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I wonder how many arguments would b avoided if men were potty trained sitting down. They can sit down. Sure takes the whole missing thing out of the equation. Toilet would stay cleaner. hmmm..... That is too funny. Actually; I learned the hard way to always check that the seat is down. I didn't and fell back and cracked my head on the upper part of the toilet. Needless to say; the man that left the seat up felt awful but honestly after the pain some what subsided and the bleeding stopped; I laughed it off. So, no I don't make a big deal of it and certainly don't fight about it. |
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it never ends. you sit to pee or train yourself to put the seat down after every use, doesn't matter in the end you will be accused of loading the tp to unwind from the top when she has already told you several times it has to unwind from the bottom (change the holder to vertical and now it becomes you loaded it right and it has to be left). then there is the use of the salad fork to eat ice cream with, or not looking directly into their eyes while they are telling you about their day (men being incapable of multitasking but women can apply makeup, talk to their mother and text their sister on the same cell phone at the same time, watch the children in the back seat, tune the radio, signal to change three lanes of traffic in front of a semi truck, while thinking of what you did to piss her off twenty three years ago) but dagnabit you just gotta love 'em (note: this post is an attempt at humor. i may be the only one who finds it funny) ROFLMBO ! (((Bulldog))) |
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I am amazed at the petty things some couples fight about.
Who gives a rats behind about some of that little stuff when life is so short. Love is not a contest of who is in control or territory if you just respect each other. Nobody is going to find balance in their life if they live with and exact duplicate of who they are. |
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I wonder how many arguments would b avoided if men were potty trained sitting down. They can sit down. Sure takes the whole missing thing out of the equation. Toilet would stay cleaner. hmmm..... That is too funny. Actually; I learned the hard way to always check that the seat is down. I didn't and fell back and cracked my head on the upper part of the toilet. Needless to say; the man that left the seat up felt awful but honestly after the pain some what subsided and the bleeding stopped; I laughed it off. So, no I don't make a big deal of it and certainly don't fight about it. shoot, Ive never heard of an actual injury resulting from that. OW. You know if there is a way for me to injure myself I will find it. I just have that kind of luck. I still don't know how my head hit the tank but I caught the corner of it. |
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I don;t ever remember arguing about any of these things with anyone - toilet things I mean
it's best to try to not argue about small things |
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it never ends. you sit to pee or train yourself to put the seat down after every use, doesn't matter in the end you will be accused of loading the tp to unwind from the top when she has already told you several times it has to unwind from the bottom (change the holder to vertical and now it becomes you loaded it right and it has to be left). then there is the use of the salad fork to eat ice cream with, or not looking directly into their eyes while they are telling you about their day (men being incapable of multitasking but women can apply makeup, talk to their mother and text their sister on the same cell phone at the same time, watch the children in the back seat, tune the radio, signal to change three lanes of traffic in front of a semi truck, while thinking of what you did to piss her off twenty three years ago) but dagnabit you just gotta love 'em (note: this post is an attempt at humor. i may be the only one who finds it funny) Putting the toilet seat down involves training for you? |
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I don;t ever remember arguing about any of these things with anyone - toilet things I mean it's best to try to not argue about small things I don't argue about small things either. The only arguement I have ever had was with an alcholic that was drunk and hit me. I just figure if no one was hurt or died; the problem can be fixed and not worth aruging about. |
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it never ends. you sit to pee or train yourself to put the seat down after every use, doesn't matter in the end you will be accused of loading the tp to unwind from the top when she has already told you several times it has to unwind from the bottom (change the holder to vertical and now it becomes you loaded it right and it has to be left). then there is the use of the salad fork to eat ice cream with, or not looking directly into their eyes while they are telling you about their day (men being incapable of multitasking but women can apply makeup, talk to their mother and text their sister on the same cell phone at the same time, watch the children in the back seat, tune the radio, signal to change three lanes of traffic in front of a semi truck, while thinking of what you did to piss her off twenty three years ago) but dagnabit you just gotta love 'em (note: this post is an attempt at humor. i may be the only one who finds it funny) |
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it never ends. you sit to pee or train yourself to put the seat down after every use, doesn't matter in the end you will be accused of loading the tp to unwind from the top when she has already told you several times it has to unwind from the bottom (change the holder to vertical and now it becomes you loaded it right and it has to be left). then there is the use of the salad fork to eat ice cream with, or not looking directly into their eyes while they are telling you about their day (men being incapable of multitasking but women can apply makeup, talk to their mother and text their sister on the same cell phone at the same time, watch the children in the back seat, tune the radio, signal to change three lanes of traffic in front of a semi truck, while thinking of what you did to piss her off twenty three years ago) but dagnabit you just gotta love 'em (note: this post is an attempt at humor. i may be the only one who finds it funny) Blasphemy!!!! TP should always roll from the top!! |
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