This will be interesting lol....

I hate math questions.

As such it makes no difference to me.

I saw an ad for female panties that had a Facebook theme and the words- 224 people liked this. My ex had three, I told her we would be in trouble, as I had sown my oats and I knew she would have to get it out of her system- and she did! Plus she really didn't know what she was doing, like being with a corpse.

How would you know how many sexual partners someone has had?

If you love them and they are loyal to you does it really matter?

I think the giggle face and the overly rude comment was pretty obvious myself. but I am a jokester so I saw right through it.

Doesn't matter to me. What people do in the past isn't affecting my future unless they come with some kind of spreading disease.

There is a saying in India (or so my aunt used to say):

There are three things that never leave a mark: A snake on a rock, a fish in the water, and a man in a woman.

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My advice to would-be lovers, females: Find out ahead of time how much is an acceptable number to your would-be lover-boy. Then say that number to him.

He's never going to learn the truth, if it's different.

In fact, he is not going to care any more about that, once he hears the number. Whether it is his favourite number or not. Guys don't brood over "yeah, 6390, but how can I be sure it's not 6391? This is killing me. Maybe she missed one count. Yikes."

No. The guy hears a number, and then he immediately comes to terms with it, and that's that. No harkening back to revisit this question by a guy.

So when he asks, your best bet to ask "well, what do you think?" and he will say, say, "8", and you blush and you say he was right on.

If he is a bit tipsy, you can say "the eight of hearts" or "the Jack of Spades", or "Seven no-trump".

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Edit: I would like you to tell him, "royal flush", or "a pair of tens and king", and then come back to tell us what he thought after you said that. Say "full house" and see what he says.

Don't say "Dallas", if your first name is "Debbie".

My acceptable number would be zero, and she would add, "I just satisfy them all with oral sex." If she is Catholic, or into New Age, then "Aural love-making." That's when her aura makes love to my aura, all the while that we are doing some serious screwing of each other.

Apparently some people feel this is necessary information to ask about. I never understood that.

Same here. If you are worried about health issues, then make her bring a note from her doctor that she is clean. But STDs related to numbers? There is a vague correlation, but to get aids or pregnant all you need is one unlucky time.

Numbers mean nothing to me. Fidelity does, and the ability to move mountains for me, and/or to mulitply seven digit numbers in her head.

As long as they're clean, I don't care how many people they've slept with. It isn't something I'm even going to ask about.

Theres only one that matters,and thats the one you get married too.

Yeah; I figured you were joking when I saw the laugh at the end of the quote. I found it quite amusing. Well done. As for how many lovers one has had in the past; its none of my business and I wouldn't ask nor would I care.

I wish I knew this before I gained wait. I was a little man, 5'4", and weighing 134 lbs.

If all men want their women to have had little men, why was I never getting laid until I did? You know, the women could have used me to be their token little man that they could have used to show to their boyfriends, as the little man they had had.

To me this shows two things:

- men are unsure of their sexual prowess... that's why they want their women to have had as few as possible lovers before him. So there would be less of a chance (fewer previous lovers) to get an unfavourable comparison.

- women, on the other hand, are completely sure of being a superior lover that has no problem making her man happy. She wants him to have had as many as possible previous lovers, to show him that she is still better than any one of the 54,356 girls (in my case) he had had.

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I was lying. My case does not hold even one woman. I couldn't lift it if it did.

There was even an old joke about this. After the consummation of their marriage, on their wedding night, the husband slaps the wife. "Why did you hit me?" She asks, in tears. "Coz you were too good in bed to be a virgin," he says indignantly. She turns her back to him, then in a little while she turns to face him again, and kicks him in the nuts. "Ouch, ooo!!! Why did you kick me, darling?" "Coz I was thinking, how come you know the difference."

EDIT: Oh, pits. I just saw that the joke has already been cracked in this thread. A long ways back.

Sorry. I usually try to be original.

My past is just that......

My Past!

Tho it helped to mold me into who I am today....

It has no bearing on my....future.

That holds true for Her......Also!

But......

Thanks for askin!!!

Median numbers make mediocre lovers. Also, a good little number makes a very good lover. And a big number is frightening.