IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1. U can't count your hair.
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in fool.
10 Things I know about you...
1) U are reading this.
2) U are human.
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) U just attempted to do it.
6) U are laughing at yourself.
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5.
8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5.
9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) U are probably going to share this to see who else falls for it.

You have received this because I didn’t want to be alone in the Idiot category.

from one IDIOT to another. I needed a laugh about my self. thanks

ha ha that was cool...I tried them all.

Actually, I didn't try to say the letter "P".
I was chewing my food as I read the OP.

Oldhipple is just a hilarious old man.

Damn
and I thought I was clever