----->Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and
>thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Well ... You'll love this
>tale from a woman!!
>
>I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new
>dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.
>Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same
name
>had been in my high school class nearly 40 years ago. Could he be the
same
>guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
>
>Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This
>balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old
>to have been my classmate.
>
>After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park
High
>School. "Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang," he gleamed with pride.
>
>"When did you graduate?" I asked.
>
>He answered, "In 1968. Why do you ask ?"
>
>"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
>
>He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled, bald, fat,
gray,
>decrepit son-of-a-***** asked, "What did you teach?"
>

ROFLMAO!! Good one!