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| Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4 | |
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i need a beer
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i need a beer
That's not a beer. Have you ever seen a real beer that was clear in color? |
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Yes, Lowenbrau in Germany. potent too.
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Yes, Lowenbrau in Germany. potent too. Do you mean that you took your eyes off the barmaids long enough to notice the color of your beer? 
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How many times do I have to tell you DODO!!
That German skank hoe, is not working in my bar! No put down the glasses hag, and leave, before I have you AND DODO arrested! I do the hiring and firing here!!! DID YOU HEAR THAT JADE??? I DO THE FIRING HERE!! |
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How many times do I have to tell you DODO!! That German skank hoe, is not working in my bar! No put down the glasses hag, and leave, before I have you AND DODO arrested! I do the hiring and firing here!!! DID YOU HEAR THAT JADE??? I DO THE FIRING HERE!! Hippie and I are talking about Germany. That is where the barmaid is. We have no idea where Jade is. |
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Jade's in Sturgis with me........................ LOL |
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Jade's in Sturgis with me........................ LOL if your in Sturgis WITHOUT me... im putting out a hit on your life. |
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Jade's in Sturgis with me........................ LOL Then who is acting as the bartender? |
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I don't care who's bartender, just so I can get a nice cold drink. That song that has the "how dry I am" is so going through my head right about now
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I don't care who's bartender, just so I can get a nice cold drink. That song that has the "how dry I am" is so going through my head right about now
Well I ummm ahhh ohhh never mind.... 
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Hurry!
Give Jemare a drink and a key to the restroom Jade!! |
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Edited by
jemare
on
Wed 08/15/12 01:13 PM
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OMG... Hippie at a loss for words?
 (Maybe that's a good thing)  Roberta, you're getting to know me too well I WILL need that key to the
restroom from Jade because when I'm THAT thirsty, I drink like a camel and without that key, well we don't want any puddles here do we 
But atleast today I'm not itchy from drywall and tile board and my plumber has finished his part of this project. So I can enjoy as many drinks as I please 
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You might want to invest in some Depends honey.
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Edited by
jemare
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Wed 08/15/12 01:36 PM
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Uh oh, Did Jade lose that key?
I hope her Pionie didn't accidentally eat it
It figures there's no store nearby when you need a Depends 
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Uh oh, Did Jade lose that key?
I hope her Pionie didn't accidentally eat it
It figures there's no store nearby when you need a Depends
and a bar napkin. |
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Thanks... you're too kind
 Hey, did anybody check to see if the Men's Room is locked? I think I'm going to be doing the little girl's potty dance soon
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Leave your phone # in the men's room for faster services.
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I'll bet you were talking about graffiti on the walls
That's what calling cards on the bulletin boards are for
But seriously... I hate when they call my cell number & use up my minutes on a sales call
I'm even on the Do Not Call List, they should know better |
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At least I got my tongue untied.
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