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| Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4 | |
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Dodo's right, I think Win meant herbivore  But the way I get misunderstood, we had better not talk about weeds and grass or the police will make a bust on this topic and Roberta will be a little upset when she comes in to find this place had been raided
Hahaha not the cops! Why? CuteKittyKat, you better not have any catnip on you. We run a respectable place. |
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It's not the little footprints that would bother me, it would be the things that look like chocolate sprinkles if I saw them after the little hampster footprints
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And Dodo, I forgot to order my drink  I'll have a Pink Squirrel please.... and I'd better not find a REAL squirrel's tail in there 
Don't worry. I always cut off the tail before serving ...err... Never mind. 
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It's not the little footprints that would bother me, it would be the things that look like chocolate sprinkles if I saw them after the little hampster footprints
Sure, the hamster is small, but I hope that she is toilet-trained by now. |
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Uh, did anyone see a pink squirrel run by here?
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CuteKittyKat might get served more quickly if she came in here looking like this: 
Mmmmhmmm that sounds a little bit tricky... It seems like it would be alluring to you and dangerous for me... Jemare gave me a lesson recently " Never trust the dodo when it comes to kitties "... CuteKittyKat, I would not harm you if you were dressed like that. |
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Uh, did anyone see a pink squirrel run by here?
  Uh, um, could I change that drink order to a simple creme de Menthe, straight up, on the rocks? Nobody's seen Kermit in here have they?
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Wed 03/20/13 02:27 PM
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Uh, um, could I change that drink order to a simple creme de Menthe, straight up, on the rocks? Nobody's seen Kermit in here have they?
Here is your creme de Menthe: 
I don't know anything about Kermit, but there was a customer in here who said she needed a drink because she had a frog in her throat. 
I assumed that she was using a figure of speech. |
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I am not taking anything. Since the owner of this place has returned, my work here is done. Hasta la vista! Get your arse back here!! 
Gee, can't a Melmacian take a break and visit the little alien's room when he needs to? You pee on designated break times only! |
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And tell him to bring back some more of those big mints while he's on break.
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And tell him to bring back some more of those big mints while he's on break. Dodo when I said you could manage the bar, I didnt say you could start giving out free chit! Im docking your pay for the mints! |
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And tell him to bring back some more of those big mints while he's on break. Dodo when I said you could manage the bar, I didnt say you could start giving out free chit! Im docking your pay for the mints! The big pink and green ones ya keep stashed in the bathroom. |
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And tell him to bring back some more of those big mints while he's on break. Dodo when I said you could manage the bar, I didnt say you could start giving out free chit! Im docking your pay for the mints! The big pink and green ones ya keep stashed in the bathroom. Hes not making any sense. |
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And tell him to bring back some more of those big mints while he's on break. Dodo when I said you could manage the bar, I didnt say you could start giving out free chit! Im docking your pay for the mints! The big pink and green ones ya keep stashed in the bathroom. Uh, those are not mints. I hope that you have a strong stomach. |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Wed 03/20/13 04:31 PM
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Let's try the remix.
I don't know anything about Kermit, but there was a customer in here who said she needed a drink because she had a frog in her throat. 
I assumed that she was using a figure of speech. |
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Can I get a tequila sunrise? And should I trust the melmacian barkeep? His arse isn't as cute as Jades'.
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Can I get a tequila sunrise? And should I trust the melmacian barkeep? His arse isn't as cute as Jades'. Hey!  The chips that I give customers come from a bag, not a nag. That by itself is reason enough to trust me.
Here is your tequila sunrise: 
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Can I get a tequila sunrise? And should I trust the melmacian barkeep? His arse isn't as cute as Jades'. Hey! The chips that I give customers come from a bag, not a nag. That by itself is reason enough to trust me.
Here is your tequila sunrise:
After three or four of these then, we'll be good buddies! |
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Can I get a tequila sunrise? And should I trust the melmacian barkeep? His arse isn't as cute as Jades'. Hey! The chips that I give customers come from a bag, not a nag. That by itself is reason enough to trust me.
Here is your tequila sunrise:
After three or four of these then, we'll be good buddies! We'll be good buddies if you pay your tab. Roberta isn't giving away drinks, you know. |
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