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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 09/26/12 06:12 PM
Look yall, I got birthday hats for everyone, including Pionie. Now dont yall say nothin, because we gonna give Roberta a surprise party tomorrow. No, the apple is not her present. I have to give it to Pionie, or he wont wear the dangnabbit hat! giggle, giggle She dont want no one to know that shes turning 50, I promised her not to tell, so dont yall ask me how old she is, cause I aint tellen!!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48990	Wed 09/26/12 07:04 PM
Hey, Jade! There is a telephone call in the bar for Roberta. It's from the AARP.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 09/27/12 11:02 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Thu 09/27/12 11:04 AM
Shhhhhhh, here she comes yall... HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY ROBERTA!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! And dont worry, I didnt tell anyone how old you are!

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Fri 09/28/12 10:24 AM
Hey, Jade! There is a telephone call in the bar for Roberta. It's from the AARP. ROTF.........

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 09/29/12 06:40 AM
Hey, Jade! There is a telephone call in the bar for Roberta. It's from the AARP. A call from an "Artist At Robertas Place". I told him I was done, and to leave. Geeeeeeeeeez! Why they gotta be so clingy?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 09/30/12 09:22 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sun 09/30/12 09:23 AM
*Roberta wiping the dust, and cobwebs off of the bar* Dayyyyyyyum, is that a tumbleweed that just blew in!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48990	Sun 09/30/12 01:11 PM
Roberta, this is all just a dream. Soon, you will wake up and realize that you are Suzanne Pleshette in bed with Bob Newhart. * * * * * * If you don't understand the joke, then click here.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sun 09/30/12 01:58 PM
Is the tequila 50 years old? IF so, I'll have a double tequila sunrise, please.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48990	Sun 09/30/12 02:34 PM
Is the tequila 50 years old? IF so, I'll have a double tequila sunrise, please. Only if you are Bob Newhart.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 10/02/12 05:54 AM
Roberta, this is all just a dream. Soon, you will wake up and realize that you are Suzanne Pleshette in bed with Bob Newhart. * * * * * * If you don't understand the joke, then click here.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 10/02/12 05:56 AM
Is the tequila 50 years old? IF so, I'll have a double tequila sunrise, please. Put a sock in it Dodo!! Jade was lying anyways. Im not 50, im 7 3/4...in dog years.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48990	Tue 10/02/12 04:13 PM
Is the tequila 50 years old? IF so, I'll have a double tequila sunrise, please. Put a sock in it Dodo!! Jade was lying anyways. Im not 50, im 7 3/4...in dog years. Well, if that's the case, then have some Scooby Snacks:

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Tue 10/02/12 09:38 PM Edited by jemare on Tue 10/02/12 09:57 PM
Sorry, I got a little hungry on the way here

Queene123 Joined Tue 06/26/07 Posts: 17056	Tue 10/02/12 10:00 PM


luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 10/04/12 05:40 AM


Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48990	Thu 10/04/12 12:40 PM
That cat looks rabid. Not even a Melmacian would touch it.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 10/05/12 01:23 PM
That cat looks rabid. Not even a Melmacian would touch it. It does... I think its the one from "Pet Cemetery".

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48990	Fri 10/05/12 07:21 PM
That cat looks rabid. Not even a Melmacian would touch it. It does... I think its the one from "Pet Cemetery". If that's the case, and if the cat wants a drink, then give it a Coors Light. A silver bullet should be enough to get rid of it.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 10/06/12 12:34 PM
That cat looks rabid. Not even a Melmacian would touch it. It does... I think its the one from "Pet Cemetery". If that's the case, and if the cat wants a drink, then give it a Coors Light. A silver bullet should be enough to get rid of it. BA DUM SHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48990	Sat 10/06/12 12:37 PM
That cat looks rabid. Not even a Melmacian would touch it. It does... I think its the one from "Pet Cemetery". If that's the case, and if the cat wants a drink, then give it a Coors Light. A silver bullet should be enough to get rid of it. BA DUM SHHHHHHHHHHHH!