I've seen it all. I really have.

From gorgeous girls with sun tan lines that lead you to a random hell that you could never imagine to girls who are so obsessant than even having a **** is a course.
I really just want a simple thing. The most simple thing - a girl who loves me for being me and a girl who will hold me close when ever I need it.
I'm comeplex, not needy but self indulgent with a healthy knowledge of one ones self.
Just simply waiting for IT. you know IT that one simple thing that just hits you like a cherap fourth baser. IT you know man

Well, that is a good start bro...now post a pic for some eye candy. The chicks love it.

Ps...The whole "I have seen it all" screams waaaay tooo young. Cause the older you get...the less you have seen. Give it 20 years and you will know I ain't bullshittin.

Only a puppy is sure they have seen it all.

totally agree! you can never experience all of something that is forever changing and growing

Happy belated welcome.