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Topic: Wanted by the FBI
Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Mon 07/09/12 08:04 PM
The FBI sent me 10 emails saying they have warrant to arrest me and to get back to them for my own good. My concern is that I do not remember them ever having me in the first place. I have a feeling I'm about to start living in a movie pretty soon. :P

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 07/09/12 08:05 PM
what did ya do????? details please and is there a reward?

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Mon 07/09/12 08:07 PM
You know this has to be a very serious matter, otherwise they wouldn't have sent an e-mail. :P

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Mon 07/09/12 08:08 PM
The best spam I ever got was the one for Viagra and forklifts. lol

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 07/09/12 08:09 PM
dang...I'm not even wanted by the FBI

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Mon 07/09/12 08:12 PM
No? I used to have a rich uncle in Nigeria who would die several times a day and leave me large sums of money. Now, I get messages from the FBI that they're after me.

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 07/09/12 08:15 PM
hey if there are any cute and single agents, send them my way

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Mon 07/09/12 08:19 PM
Maybe I should hide out at your place just in case?

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 07/09/12 08:25 PM
I'll protect you

TrueBlue32 Joined Tue 08/28/07 Posts: 347	Mon 07/09/12 08:31 PM
Same thing here... I got like three of those things. And they all sounded PISSED! WTF?

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 07/09/12 08:34 PM
2 of you????? What's a girl got to do to get wanted?

PacificStar48 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 13764	Mon 07/09/12 08:35 PM
LOL your tax dollars hard at work?

PacificStar48 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 13764	Mon 07/09/12 08:36 PM
I did see in the paper where some university got some big grant to study online dateing. What a hoot.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Mon 07/09/12 08:51 PM
:P

markecephus Joined Sun 10/07/07 Posts: 13831	Mon 07/09/12 09:03 PM
Most of you know this, i'm sure, but for those reading, the Federal Bureau of Investigation does not send emails. If they want to speak with you, believe me, they will. There are several emails circulating, even some, informing that you have an unclaimed inheritance. The FBI would never send such an email.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Mon 07/09/12 09:39 PM
But I'll still get all that money my uncle kept leaving me in Nigeria, right? Otherwise I'm going to feel silly giving out my bank account info. and everything. for no good reason. :P

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 07/09/12 10:38 PM
They probably want to talk to you about the crack in your bottom

bb9dan Joined Sun 03/04/12 Posts: 53	Mon 07/09/12 11:43 PM
They probably want to talk to you about the crack in your bottom hahaha that's funny!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Tue 07/10/12 02:26 PM
Most of you know this, i'm sure, but for those reading, the Federal Bureau of Investigation does not send emails. If they want to speak with you, believe me, they will. There are several emails circulating, even some, informing that you have an unclaimed inheritance. The FBI would never send such an email. This is true. The last time that I had a run in with the F... Never mind.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Tue 07/10/12 02:27 PM
They probably want to talk to you about the crack in your bottom That's a possibility.