Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my Husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion...

‘If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of Toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds’

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in Front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
‘How long will this take?’ I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,’ my husband replies. I Stopped. ‘Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between My breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?’

Without missing a beat he says ‘Worked for your butt, didn’t it?’

He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk Again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a Straw.

Stupid, stupid man

poor poor man....

So sad for hin NOT!!

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An oldie that refuses to go out of style