Al Qaeda Offshoot Offers Camels for Obama's Head, Hens for Hillary Clinton's

http://news.yahoo.com/al-qaeda-offshoot-offers-camels-obamas-head-hens-165924543--abc-news-topstories.html

"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton will be rewarded with 10 Camels to the information leading to Obama and 10 hens and 10 cocks for Hillary," said senior Shabaab commander Fuad Mohamed Khalaf in a statement reported on numerous websites.

Obomber can't even get the respect of his enemies.

10 cocks for the Ice Queen! (Someone needs to send Hillary pictures before she turns herself in for not knowing what a chicken is...)

I'm sure that the rewards will be drasticly reduced after November.

Camels have long legs. I heard long legs means they have a canyon that will echo for days.

Shows how stupid these people are. The whole world knows the location of both Obama and Hillary at any given time. The problem isn't finding them but getting to them, which will never happen thank god.

Your right. And besides, who in their right mind would give 10 hens and 10 cocks for Hillary? She is only worth maybe 2 of each on a good hair day. Obama, they can have him.

Stupidity is thinking this is anything but satyrical ridicule much as Billy the Kid used against the regulators who were hunting him.

I dunno, I bet Hillary has had 10 cocks before

All at the same time??

Yup.

That's exactly what I thought when reading it. It's hilarious.


Occasionally, people in other countries think that 'the onion' is a real news source. Maybe this is one of those things - maybe this is all a joke.

..if you sit on top of a camels hump..does that mean he's humping you or are you humping him..either way it just sounds wrong..

pretty cheap!!!!!

Newsflash:

Straight from the mouth of Al-Qaeda
Obama's camel is bigger than Hilary's cock!

I'm almost inclined to disagree.....almost!

This article is an obvious joke.

I am thinking Hilary don't care for the cocks now.

If Hillary Clinton had a lesbian affair with Huma Abedin then everything in Weinergate fits

By Kevin “Coach” Collins

People are motivated to follow their darker instincts by lust for money power or sex.

In mid 2007 rumors started to circulate about Huma Abedin a stunningly beautiful staffer working for Hillary Clinton. The wagging tongues of Washington asked logical questions about Huma. “If Hillary is bisexual (as had long been thought and occasionally uttered in public), what is the nature of her relationship with the dark eyed enchanting Abedin, a young lady from a strict Muslim family?”

“Is the fact that Huma was never seen twice in the same designer outfit and lived in a $649,000 condo explainable because she was trading sexual favors with Hillary for a fabulous lifestyle?” “If so what does that make Huma?”

“How did Huma, whose government salary was listed as $9,999, live as she did?”

“Is Hillary Clinton a lesbian?”

Is Huma Abedin her lesbian “kept woman?”

In 2007 Michael Musto a Village Voice columnist who writes about gay issues commented that Hillary might be “Gayle King-ing” Huma, that is getting her a higher profile in order to head off media scrutiny about her and why Clinton would be “hiding” Huma and the true nature of their relationship.

In her tell all book about her affair with Bill Clinton Gennifer Flowers wrote that when she asked Bill if Hillary is a lesbian he laughed and made reference to her being more experienced with women then he is.



http://www.coachisright.com/if-hillary-clinton-had-a-lesbian-affair-with-huma-abedin-than-everything-in-weinergate-fits/

As I stated a couple posts up..... not sure Obozos camel is bigger than the Ice Queens cock..