One day last week, a fourth-grade teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up:

Fireman
Mechanic
Businessman
Salesman
Doctor
Lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically
quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his
father, he replied

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men and
they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
offer is really good, he will go home with some guy
and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the other children to work on some
math problems and then took little Justin aside to ask
him,

"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic
National Committee and is helping to get Hillary
Clinton elected as our next President, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

that was funny

recently Chelsea Clinton was visiting some troops back from Iraq and she asked one soldier "as an American fighting man, does anything scare you"?

the soldier said yes there are three things that scare me
#1 Osama
#2 Obama
#3 yo momma