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Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 10
metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sun 06/17/12 07:01 PM
We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! He might ENJOY that too much! Jane can get her vines out and teach singing again...it seems to make them happy! Uh...that was hot Lips...she just kinda looked like Jane.. I get confused...I thought we had a Jane AND Jayne(Deli) on the island. Must have been the jello shots. I don't remember anything before passing out! Beats me...we'll have to ask Joe....he named everyone...I have CRS!!! Oh it was Hot Lips allright!!!!!!!!! I heard she used the vines as whips! She used the vines to create a better hairdo for Vivian! Eh...you don't like my hair?? you're just jealous I have a better head of hair than you! You could get a job as a pipe pig!!!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 06/17/12 07:03 PM
We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! He might ENJOY that too much! Jane can get her vines out and teach singing again...it seems to make them happy! Uh...that was hot Lips...she just kinda looked like Jane.. I get confused...I thought we had a Jane AND Jayne(Deli) on the island. Must have been the jello shots. I don't remember anything before passing out! Beats me...we'll have to ask Joe....he named everyone...I have CRS!!! Oh it was Hot Lips allright!!!!!!!!! I heard she used the vines as whips! She used the vines to create a better hairdo for Vivian! Eh...you don't like my hair?? you're just jealous I have a better head of hair than you! You could get a job as a pipe pig!!! I have two words for you.........guess what they are

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sun 06/17/12 07:07 PM
We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! He might ENJOY that too much! Jane can get her vines out and teach singing again...it seems to make them happy! Uh...that was hot Lips...she just kinda looked like Jane.. I get confused...I thought we had a Jane AND Jayne(Deli) on the island. Must have been the jello shots. I don't remember anything before passing out! Beats me...we'll have to ask Joe....he named everyone...I have CRS!!! Oh it was Hot Lips allright!!!!!!!!! I heard she used the vines as whips! She used the vines to create a better hairdo for Vivian! Eh...you don't like my hair?? you're just jealous I have a better head of hair than you! You could get a job as a pipe pig!!! I have two words for you.........guess what they are Giant Smooches!!!!!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 06/17/12 07:07 PM
We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! He might ENJOY that too much! Jane can get her vines out and teach singing again...it seems to make them happy! Uh...that was hot Lips...she just kinda looked like Jane.. I get confused...I thought we had a Jane AND Jayne(Deli) on the island. Must have been the jello shots. I don't remember anything before passing out! Beats me...we'll have to ask Joe....he named everyone...I have CRS!!! Oh it was Hot Lips allright!!!!!!!!! I heard she used the vines as whips! She used the vines to create a better hairdo for Vivian! Eh...you don't like my hair?? you're just jealous I have a better head of hair than you! You could get a job as a pipe pig!!! I have two words for you.........guess what they are Giant Smooches!!!!! not even close

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sun 06/17/12 07:10 PM
We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! He might ENJOY that too much! Jane can get her vines out and teach singing again...it seems to make them happy! Uh...that was hot Lips...she just kinda looked like Jane.. I get confused...I thought we had a Jane AND Jayne(Deli) on the island. Must have been the jello shots. I don't remember anything before passing out! Beats me...we'll have to ask Joe....he named everyone...I have CRS!!! Oh it was Hot Lips allright!!!!!!!!! I heard she used the vines as whips! She used the vines to create a better hairdo for Vivian! Eh...you don't like my hair?? you're just jealous I have a better head of hair than you! You could get a job as a pipe pig!!! I have two words for you.........guess what they are Giant Smooches!!!!! not even close Hugs 'n Kisses!!!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 06/17/12 07:13 PM
We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! He might ENJOY that too much! Jane can get her vines out and teach singing again...it seems to make them happy! Uh...that was hot Lips...she just kinda looked like Jane.. I get confused...I thought we had a Jane AND Jayne(Deli) on the island. Must have been the jello shots. I don't remember anything before passing out! Beats me...we'll have to ask Joe....he named everyone...I have CRS!!! Oh it was Hot Lips allright!!!!!!!!! I heard she used the vines as whips! She used the vines to create a better hairdo for Vivian! Eh...you don't like my hair?? you're just jealous I have a better head of hair than you! You could get a job as a pipe pig!!! I have two words for you.........guess what they are Giant Smooches!!!!! not even close Hugs 'n Kisses!!! hint...the second word is 'you'

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sun 06/17/12 07:15 PM
We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! He might ENJOY that too much! Jane can get her vines out and teach singing again...it seems to make them happy! Uh...that was hot Lips...she just kinda looked like Jane.. I get confused...I thought we had a Jane AND Jayne(Deli) on the island. Must have been the jello shots. I don't remember anything before passing out! Beats me...we'll have to ask Joe....he named everyone...I have CRS!!! Oh it was Hot Lips allright!!!!!!!!! I heard she used the vines as whips! She used the vines to create a better hairdo for Vivian! Eh...you don't like my hair?? you're just jealous I have a better head of hair than you! You could get a job as a pipe pig!!! I have two words for you.........guess what they are Giant Smooches!!!!! not even close Hugs 'n Kisses!!! hint...the second word is 'you' And the first one is "Love"!!!!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 06/17/12 07:17 PM
We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! He might ENJOY that too much! Jane can get her vines out and teach singing again...it seems to make them happy! Uh...that was hot Lips...she just kinda looked like Jane.. I get confused...I thought we had a Jane AND Jayne(Deli) on the island. Must have been the jello shots. I don't remember anything before passing out! Beats me...we'll have to ask Joe....he named everyone...I have CRS!!! Oh it was Hot Lips allright!!!!!!!!! I heard she used the vines as whips! She used the vines to create a better hairdo for Vivian! Eh...you don't like my hair?? you're just jealous I have a better head of hair than you! You could get a job as a pipe pig!!! I have two words for you.........guess what they are Giant Smooches!!!!! not even close Hugs 'n Kisses!!! hint...the second word is 'you' And the first one is "Love"!!!! Nope

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sun 06/17/12 07:19 PM
We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! He might ENJOY that too much! Jane can get her vines out and teach singing again...it seems to make them happy! Uh...that was hot Lips...she just kinda looked like Jane.. I get confused...I thought we had a Jane AND Jayne(Deli) on the island. Must have been the jello shots. I don't remember anything before passing out! Beats me...we'll have to ask Joe....he named everyone...I have CRS!!! Oh it was Hot Lips allright!!!!!!!!! I heard she used the vines as whips! She used the vines to create a better hairdo for Vivian! Eh...you don't like my hair?? you're just jealous I have a better head of hair than you! You could get a job as a pipe pig!!! I have two words for you.........guess what they are Giant Smooches!!!!! not even close Hugs 'n Kisses!!! hint...the second word is 'you' And the first one is "Love"!!!! Nope You are just being shy!!!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 06/17/12 08:11 PM
I'm just being NICE!

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Mon 06/18/12 08:19 AM Edited by oldsage on Mon 06/18/12 08:21 AM
We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! He might ENJOY that too much! Bite me Beat me Now THAT'S flirting!!! NO "flirt" to it. Just giving them the option, guarantee I have had WORSE beatings in life than any ladies are ever going to give me. Besides, a GOOD pounding on my back, actually feels pretty good.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Mon 06/18/12 04:24 PM
I could use a good massage...my back hurts today!

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Mon 06/18/12 05:00 PM
I could use a good massage...my back hurts today! Oh man...a good massage is better than...well, anyone who thinks they've got the skill to top a good massage, bring it on!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Mon 06/18/12 05:15 PM
I could use a good massage...my back hurts today! Oh man...a good massage is better than...well, anyone who thinks they've got the skill to top a good massage, bring it on! Man, I'm ready...guess all that crawling around on my knees painting that chair rail got to me!

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Mon 06/18/12 05:23 PM
I am finding projects that call for much "knee time", ruin me for a couple days. Finding some younger help for those jobs. Ohh well, doc told me 15 years ago I needed new knees. MAYBE someday.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Mon 06/18/12 06:28 PM
Knee pads???

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Mon 06/18/12 06:36 PM
Knee pads??? Don't really help. It is the idea of all the bending.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Mon 06/18/12 06:37 PM
and lifting a gallon of paint on one side all the time.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Mon 06/18/12 06:44 PM
I cannot believe there is not one hottie on this island that has jumped to the task of rubbing you down!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Mon 06/18/12 06:48 PM
I have not have had one offer.