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I hate it when guys get all uppity and nasty when you knock back their offer of spicy sex I hate it when my twelve-year-old mixes cayene pepper into my KY jelly. "But daddy, I heard you say to Aunt Richard that you wanted spicy sex." |
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Edited by
wux
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Wed 06/06/12 01:21 AM
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I hate it when I try to get uppity and nasty with women, and they pull out block numbers, and say with them, "3-2 for uppity" "2-7 for nasty."
There is nothing more pitiful than a man who can't get even a pity for his inability to be uppity. |
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Edited by
wux
on
Wed 06/06/12 01:24 AM
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Unless, of course, you mean something else with "pity". Then if you want me to get up pity, hey, I'm like a pro a that. (Jeesh, I am like a nasty and uppity guy who will turn sour after a rejection for being too spicy here.)
You know what, everybody? Let's just throw the whole stupid cookbook away and go at it raw. Grrrrrawwwrrr. |
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I hate it when men blow snot bubbles over something silly
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When your all dress and your running a little late and you can't find your car keys.
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I hate it when there is only one bathroom in the house and theres always that one person that literally lives in it.
....yay for visiting family |
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I hate it when I only get 2 hours of sleep and have to be at work.
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(don't worry I'm calm now) .........You have a booger hanging out of your nose and your so called friend doesn't even tell you about it until the end of the day. Simple solution: Look in the mirror whenever you go to the bathroom. Hygiene is called personal for a reason. It's awkward to tell someone when they have a bat in the cave. |
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I hate it when you're given a tour in a noisy area, and can't hear a word they're saying.
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I hate when every time I go to the bank they tell me they wont give me any free samples.
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I hate it when doctors don't listen to what you tell them.
I just spent $75 on one so I could get some codeine cough syrup, the only type that will stop my cough and let me sleep. I didn't fill it because the pharmacist said it was prescription robitussin dm, not a drop of codeiine. Been there, done that, so now I am coughing my head off and up all night, again. Aaaarrrrrrrrr. Where's bloodthirsty when you need her? |
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I hate it when your furniture doesn't arrive on time.
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MissB! hows it going?
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Still alive...finally made it to DC..i'll finally have a home tomorrow thank god. I hate being a hobo.... LoL
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Aw, sounds like things should get better though.
I lived in my car for a while before, not fun, but you do what you gotta do sometimes. |
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People stop dead or stroll through busy london street or in the road.like their in a park
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Still alive...finally made it to DC..i'll finally have a home tomorrow thank god. I hate being a hobo.... LoL But you could be a hobo with a shotgun. |
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But you could be a hobo with a shotgun. Chainsaws are more fun. |
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But you could be a hobo with a shotgun. Chainsaws are more fun. Whoever heard of Hobo With A Chainsaw...though that would be a cool sequel. |
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But you could be a hobo with a shotgun. Chainsaws are more fun. Whoever heard of Hobo With A Chainsaw...though that would be a cool sequel. They run down Crenshaw Boulevard all the time. |
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