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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 3
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 06/11/12 12:34 PM
Married life sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE MARRIED?? HOW DID I MISS THAT???

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Mon 06/11/12 03:14 PM
I'm not married, you can flirt with me dangerously!

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Tue 06/12/12 07:16 AM
Help yersel Hippie, I went and got our marriage annulled!!! so I am a free man and you two can play all you want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! going back to the Tittie bar......

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Tue 06/12/12 10:31 AM
Gearhead honey, why you so darn cheap?? Ya make tons of money?? Just how many inflatable sheep DO YOU own?? Im guessen that patches must cost a bunch! I'm not sure exactly how many blow-up critters I got, but blowing all those shillings on blow-out patches sure do add up! It doesn't matter how much I make. I'm saving up for an Oompaloompa on a pony and those ain't cheap! You can ride my pony for a quarter!! Over, and over, again!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that didnt come out right. giggle Your pony doesn't have a big steel pole going right through it's middle, does it?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 06/12/12 12:14 PM
Help yersel Hippie, I went and got our marriage annulled!!! so I am a free man and you two can play all you want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! going back to the Tittie bar...... You can get anailed all you wanna, and yer still gonna be my man!! Dont make me go and stalk you Booney!! I BEST not catch you with any other woman, AND KNOW THIS... Jade grabs the bar knife YOU AINT A GONNA IGNORE ME!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 06/12/12 12:17 PM
Your pony doesn't have a big steel pole going right through it's middle, does it? No, but thata sounds like it'd be REAL fun to ride!!giggle, giggle

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Wed 06/13/12 09:35 AM Edited by boonedoggy61 on Wed 06/13/12 09:38 AM
Hey !!!!!!!!! Where's Hippie at, I wanted him to meet these two twins I met at the tittie bar!!!!!!!!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Wed 06/13/12 10:09 AM
I'm down here, things are looking up.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 06/13/12 10:23 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 06/13/12 10:28 AM
Hey !!!!!!!!! Where's Hippie at, I wanted him to meet these two twins I met at the tittie bar!!!!!!!! You are one funny man Boone! Difference is, I HAVE CLASS, and dont need to go baring my azz around in a BAR, to get attenion, from a "dick in hand man". ANY "Dick in hand man", would drool over a slu! And any woman with CLASS, dont want one of those losers! I prefer men with CLASS! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph! Besides, Aint no slu got ANYTHING over me! So what you 3 slu*s drinkin? There on me! Pfffffffffffffft!

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Wed 06/13/12 10:37 AM
Your a real funny gal Jade!!!!!!!!!! we are not staying!!!!!!!! We are heading to the Casino, and then someplace to play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 06/13/12 10:39 AM
Your a real funny gal Jade!!!!!!!!!! we are not staying!!!!!!!! We are heading to the Casino, and then someplace to play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would wrap your thing in PAPER AND PLASTIC, if I were you.. no tellen what you might catch from those 2 slus! giggle*

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Wed 06/13/12 11:18 AM


luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 06/13/12 11:24 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 06/13/12 11:25 AM
Now shut up, and cmere, and burn my lips off some more my Booneydog... giggle UMMMMMMM, YALL 2, YOUR TAXI IS HERE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO THE BUNNY RANCH,,,,OR TITTIE CLUB,,,OR WHATEVER ROCK YALL CLIMBED OUT FROM UNDERNEATH.

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Wed 06/13/12 11:29 AM
PSSSSSSSTTTTTTT Jade I just wanted ta make ya Jealous a little!!!!!!!! I see It didn't work............................ Dammit!!!!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 06/13/12 11:32 AM
PSSSSSSSTTTTTTT Jade I just wanted ta make ya Jealous a little!!!!!!!! I see It didn't work............................ Dammit!!!!!!! How can a girl... WITH ALL THIS GOIN ON... get jealous of anyone? Besides, you know you would miss me. Who else can polish your chrome like me? giggle, giggle

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 06/13/12 11:35 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 06/13/12 11:35 AM
*Roberta walks in* <---Whats with the chick with her coochie la la hangin out Jade?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48961	Wed 06/13/12 05:44 PM
Hey, Kitten. We have a new customer.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 06/14/12 10:42 AM
Hey, Kitten. We have a new customer. Did you know that your t!ts are hanging.................. What ya drinkin?

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Thu 06/14/12 10:52 AM
leave her be !!!!!!! Me and hippie like ta look!!!!!!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 06/14/12 11:03 AM
leave her be !!!!!!! Me and hippie like ta look!!!!!!!!! Pfffffffft, I got more with my one, then she has with both of hers! And my one is just as firm!