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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 3
carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Wed 06/06/12 11:19 PM
Nite nite

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Thu 06/07/12 07:06 AM
Its 5:00pm somewhere!!!!!!!!

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Thu 06/07/12 07:08 AM
Couldn't sleep wish I could go back to bed.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 06/07/12 10:40 AM
Well good morning yall! Ill be a right with yall, in a little bit. Boone gave me a roll of quarters for the pony!!giggle

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48951	Thu 06/07/12 10:56 AM
Well good morning yall! Ill be a right with yall, in a little bit. Boone gave me a roll of quarters for the pony!!giggle Jade, are those the same quarters that Boone took out of the pony?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48951	Thu 06/07/12 11:02 AM
Hey, Jade, what happens to that pony when you put one of those coins in it? * * * * * It becomes a quarter horse.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 06/07/12 11:04 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Thu 06/07/12 11:05 AM
Sugarplum, I SAID IM BUSY RIGHT NOW!! Goshhhh! Ill be there when my quarters is gone.

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Thu 06/07/12 12:03 PM
Ride Baby Ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't pay any attention to DUM!!!!! DUM!!!!!

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Thu 06/07/12 05:28 PM
Anyone out there to have a glass of Wine with

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48951	Thu 06/07/12 09:17 PM
Can't you see that Jade is busy riding . . . err . . . Jade, that isn't the pony. That is a passed out bar patron, and I don't think he appreciates you trying to stick quarters in his...As I was saying, Jade is busy.

romeo1975 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 7083	Thu 06/07/12 09:24 PM
Just walking in to take a look around and see if you need an experienced bartender.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48951	Thu 06/07/12 10:03 PM
Just walking in to take a look around and see if you need an experienced bartender. Around here, a bartender has to keep the toilets unclogged. So, you can audition by taking care of the clogged toilets. I recommend that you wear a gas mask while doing so. The HAZ-MAT disposal container is in the alley.

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Fri 06/08/12 05:40 AM


romeo1975 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 7083	Fri 06/08/12 07:07 AM
well then i guess there is nowhere to go but up

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 06/08/12 08:10 AM
Can't you see that Jade is busy riding . . . err . . . Jade, that isn't the pony. That is a passed out bar patron, and I don't think he appreciates you trying to stick quarters in his...As I was saying, Jade is busy. Ima tryin to give him mouth to nose resesitation, Dodo! He done clear passed out!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 06/08/12 08:12 AM
Just walking in to take a look around and see if you need an experienced bartender. Hi Sugarplum, Im Jade, the bartendress here, well, when im not ridin my pony. giggle Boone cleans the toilets, but you are more than welcome to just sit there and look cute, and have a drink. New customers, get their first days drinks free. Soooooo, what am Ia pourin ya honey?

romeo1975 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 7083	Fri 06/08/12 08:59 AM
Well then I will have a shot of jack and a double of jade lmao.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Fri 06/08/12 09:11 AM
New customers get free drinks, eh? Puts on some huge sunglasses, tucks his hair up under his hat and starts talking in an Australian accent

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Fri 06/08/12 10:32 AM
Jade Honey!!!!!!!!! That guy who has the god awful Australian accent looks awful familiar,.............. Look under his hat I think that's gearhead trying ta get free drinks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Fri 06/08/12 10:48 AM
Aww chit! My cover is blown! Goes around back and puts on a miniskirt and a Cher wig