Stolen from somewhere else. I find it ironically funny as, well, you know.

'THE ISLAMISTS ARE UNHAPPY!
They're unhappy in Gaza.They're unhappy in Egypt.They're unhappy in Libya.They're unhappy in Morocco.They're unhappy in Iran.They're unhappy in Iraq.They're unhappy in Yemen.They're unhappy in Afghanistan.They're unhappy in Pakistan.They're unhappy in Syria.They're unhappy in Lebanon.

SO WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in England.They're happy in America. They're happy in France.They're happy in Italy. They're happy in Germany. They're happy in Norway. They're happy in every country without an Islamic majority. AND WHO DO THEY BLAME? Not Islam. Not their leadership. Not themselves.
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY’RE HAPPY IN!

ISLAMISTS people wonder why Islamist terrorists are so eager to kill themselves.Let's look at the evidence: No Christmas;
No TV.
No naked women.
No football.
No pork chops.
No hotdogs.
No burgers.
No beer.
No bacon.
Rags for clothes.
Rags for hats.
Constant wailing from idiots in towers.
Multiple wives means multiple mothers-in-law.
You can't shave.
Your wife can't shave.
You can't wash off the donkey odor.
You wipe your a$$ with your hand.
You cook over burning camel ****.
Your wife is chosen for you by someone else.
Your wife smells worse than your donkey.
And they're always telling you: "When you die, it all gets better."

Well, no sheite, Sherlock!

It could hardly get much worse!

We are happy every were. These the islamist who shitting ur NATO in afganistan. Shame on NATO cant face taliban in afginastan. These are the islamist who make islamic atom bom ( pakistani atom bomb) watch your history, we rule on you for many century . Remember sultan salahudin ayubi. WE rule on spain. We spread the islam from saudia arbia to africa, europe, asia america. Dont be so happy we will come back and we will show you what is islam and what is muslm.we will occupy the world its the promis of god with us. ... we want iran with atomic power.......

that pretty much sums it it up.... any other doubters out here?

you just proved the Joke!

many people use 'we' when they should use 'I'


people are individuals first, and sometimes individuals assume they speak for a whole group,,,

watch ur history ..:D

who start first me are you people. It was just my reacation

Any way i slam is the fastest religion of the world. Have you seen any muslim that his been derail.and accepted another religion.

case and point...notice how he wants to take over the world? the religion of "peace and love" is showing it right now...

Why is this thread not in the joke section?

It is rather funny.. The Khan guy just added to the hilarity..

so why is Taliban always running,and courageously killing their own?
Why not stand and fight?

Because, in reality, it is no joke.

taliban is still an afganistan. After 2014 usa gonna running from afgan.

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Are you see any muslim he isult your religion?
Are you see any muslim who insult your religion book.
Are you see any muslim who insult yoy charch
are you see any muslim he insult jesus.
This is love and peace.
And you know every where you ppl insult quran and our messenger.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5Pi7BVGy_8

Sorry bro but I cannot and will not respect anyone who treats women the way Muslims do.

runs away....feels the *creepies* after reading this thread...although..I did think the op post was funny

Most realistic thread I ever seen on mingle2.

its wrong. If muslim treats women bad. More women accepet islam than man. So why it?