You probably are not very interested in any used farm equipment but thought you might like to see this ad taken from Craig's List recently:

Fifty year old manure spreader - $1 (Washington, D.C.) Date: 2012-03 -14, 10:21AM EST

Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been
produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled
into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear ever to have
been worked very hard. Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years.
It doesn't work very often, but when it does it really can spread the manure and sling it for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire this manure spreader next
November. But I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I
would prefer a foreign buyer who is willing to relocate this manure spreader
out of the country. I would be willing to trade this manure spreader for a
nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.
Location: Washington, DC

Sheet's getting deep!!!!!

W2F!!!

But scary true!

This was a tru story> RIGHT!! Forgot this was the joke room. But all of D.C. tell the truth. Don't they?

I like it!