Funniest joke I've heard from a client. I work in the medical industry.

A nurse is showing a patient to his room in the hospital. As they are walking she is going over some of the aspects of his diagnosis and what he should expect while he is in the hospital. They pass by a room and the man notices one of the nurses giving a patient a HJ. He says "Wait a second, what's going on in there?". The nurse looks in the room and says "Oh, that man has a condition that unless ejaculated every hour his testicles will explode and he will die." the man says "Ok, I guess that's understandable" and they keep walking. A short while later they pass a room and the man notices a nurse giving a patient a BJ. He says "Whoa, whoa, whoa, now this is just ridiculous. What's wrong with that guy?". The nurse looks in and says "Same condition, better insurance."

And if some people have their way, the only thing any of us will be able to afford is a small jar of hand lotion.