Topic: THe "Wish Granted" Game
topherj37's photo
Mon 11/12/12 02:52 PM
Granted, but now you're stranded on Hoth.

I wish Luke Skywalker had sold his X-34 landspeeder to me.

whattheheywastaken's photo
Tue 11/20/12 02:46 PM
Granted, but there's sand in the engine.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

topherj37's photo
Tue 11/20/12 11:00 PM
Granted, but it's a hot item and the Time Lords are looking to retrieve it.

I wish I could do the Vulcan Nerve Pinch like Mr. Spock.

Holly4459's photo
Wed 11/21/12 09:24 PM
Edited by Holly4459 on Wed 11/21/12 09:25 PM
granted - but you nerve pinched Mr. Sulu
-he's out cold- and the Enterprise is hurtling toward a black hole

I wish I could have a tribble....bigsmile

topherj37's photo
Wed 11/21/12 10:46 PM
Edited by topherj37 on Wed 11/21/12 10:47 PM
Granted, but the tribble reproduced asexually, as did its offspring and all ensuing offspring, and soon your ship is overrun with tribbles.

I wish I could wield a Bat'leth like Commander Worf.

Holly4459's photo
Thu 11/22/12 08:06 PM
granted - but you neglected to recite the Klingon war chant - thus causing your
fellow Klingons to chain you to the outside of the ship....


I wish I could be promoted to Admiral of a starship!

topherj37's photo
Fri 11/23/12 12:10 AM
Granted, but your ship gets sucked through a wormhole and thrust deep into Borg space.

I wish I had my own holodeck.

ViaMusica's photo
Sun 03/31/13 10:51 PM
Granted, but it's stuck on only one program, and you now have to endure live-action roleplay of "Dune" until you find someone to reprogram it.

I wish spring weather would hurry up and get into full swing.

topherj37's photo
Sun 03/31/13 10:53 PM
Granted, but you have to spend 12 hours a day swinging on a swing.

I wish I could fly like Superman.

4evababy's photo
Sun 03/31/13 10:56 PM
granted

i wish wishes could really be granted

ViaMusica's photo
Sun 03/31/13 11:03 PM
Granted, but now we all have to be careful what we wish for.


I wish everyone loved their fellow human beings.

topherj37's photo
Mon 04/15/13 11:40 PM
Granted, but now we spend some much time loving one another that when the radioactive aye-ayes from 55 Cancri e arrive, we're completed unprepared for the invasion.

I wish I could upgrade my X-34 landspeeder to a XP-38.

no photo
Tue 04/16/13 10:59 AM

Granted, but now we spend some much time loving one another that when the radioactive aye-ayes from 55 Cancri e arrive, we're completed unprepared for the invasion.

I wish I could upgrade my X-34 landspeeder to a XP-38.

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work on your spelling dude.

i wish topher would learn to sepll

topherj37's photo
Tue 04/16/13 11:51 AM
Granted, but now he only uses extremely rare, difficult and obsolete words that are octosyllabic, and known only by him and a handful of chosen others.

I wish I could learn the jedi mind trick.

ViaMusica's photo
Tue 04/16/13 11:54 AM
Edited by ViaMusica on Tue 04/16/13 11:57 AM

Granted, but now he only uses extremely rare, difficult and obsolete words that are octosyllabic, and known only by him and a handful of chosen others.

Pfui. You say that like it's a new thing. whoa


I wish I could learn the jedi mind trick.

Granted, but now everyone's looking for the wrong Droids. This is particularly problematic for those who have iPhones. slaphead

I wish I could afford my own private island.

topherj37's photo
Tue 04/16/13 12:15 PM
Granted, but the day you move onto it, a ufo full of radioactive aye-ayes from 55 Cancri e crash lands on and overruns your island.

I wish I had my own Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Dodo_David's photo
Tue 04/16/13 01:55 PM

Granted, but the day you move onto it, a ufo full of radioactive aye-ayes from 55 Cancri e crash lands on and overruns your island.

I wish I had my own Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.


Granted, but the galaxy that you are in is populated entirely by tribbles.

I wish that I could be granted a wish that had no unpleasant side-effects.

Christinacospgs's photo
Tue 04/16/13 03:28 PM
Wish granted, but you might actually feel better later, causing you to question life on a new level!

I wish I could find my...

no photo
Tue 04/16/13 05:48 PM
Edited by Jeanniebean on Tue 04/16/13 05:49 PM

Wish granted, but you might actually feel better later, causing you to question life on a new level!

I wish I could find my...



Wish granted.

But your soul mate is your doctor and he just told you that you only have six months to live.

I wish to live a long time.

Dodo_David's photo
Tue 04/16/13 06:20 PM

I wish to live a long time.


Wish granted, but you will look like this:



I wish that I could make a perfect wish.