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Topic: THe "Wish Granted" Game
topherj37 Joined Fri 07/15/11 Posts: 38773	Mon 10/29/12 06:29 PM
Granted, but it was a teddy bear, not an actual bear. I wish I could get a return ticket from the Stone Age.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Mon 10/29/12 06:41 PM
Granted, but you will return to the stone age. I wish I would find a bag of cash.

fussaguy Joined Sat 06/27/09 Posts: 1916	Tue 10/30/12 05:43 AM
Granted, but will only help you win monopoly. I wish I could live in swim trunks only.

fussaguy Joined Sat 06/27/09 Posts: 1916	Tue 10/30/12 05:43 AM
Granted, but will only help you win monopoly. I wish I could live in swim trunks only.

Rexxiedavie Joined Sun 09/12/10 Posts: 2248	Tue 10/30/12 09:58 AM
Granted,but now you gonna be king of pisces and Poseidon's guinee pig-man-fish. I wish i could really hug and cuddle and fondle a real grizzly and polar and panda

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Tue 10/30/12 12:52 PM
Granted,but now you gonna be king of pisces and Poseidon's guinee pig-man-fish. I wish i could really hug and cuddle and fondle a real grizzly and polar and panda Granted, but the polar bear will eat you afterwards.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Tue 10/30/12 01:15 PM
Okay my wish: I want to be in perfect health.

Rexxiedavie Joined Sun 09/12/10 Posts: 2248	Thu 11/01/12 12:44 AM
Granted (by the mercies and healing virtues of God),but umm...umm..ok make sure you give testimony in church :-) Now i certainly wish the polar,grizzly and panda wont eat me up..

Kaleijoscope Joined Fri 10/15/10 Posts: 3319	Thu 11/01/12 01:45 AM
wish granted...they will keep you as a pet instead... i wish for a private jet so i can come home everyday after work...

Rexxiedavie Joined Sun 09/12/10 Posts: 2248	Sat 11/03/12 01:59 AM
Granted,but Frankeinstein's just been been offered a job as a pilot. I wish i could visit space someday.

anacondaarms Joined Sun 11/23/08 Posts: 7014	Sat 11/03/12 06:30 AM
Granted. But you will discover the HARD way that your fellow astronaughts are all gay soon after they dump all your fuel. I wish I didn't have to work another day in my life.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 11/03/12 11:12 AM Edited by Jeanniebean on Sat 11/03/12 11:12 AM
Granted. But you will discover the HARD way that your fellow astronaughts are all gay soon after they dump all your fuel. I wish I didn't have to work another day in my life. Granted but you are paralyzed from the neck down and on disability.

fussaguy Joined Sat 06/27/09 Posts: 1916	Sat 11/03/12 11:48 AM
Is there a wish there? Denied, b/c that's horrible. I wish a girl above me would show up naked to my house tonight, just to chat

DumbestUsernameEvr Joined Fri 09/07/12 Posts: 274	Sat 11/03/12 11:57 AM
Granted, but you will be dealing with explosive diarrhea at the exact moment she shows up. I wish I could shoot lasers from my fingertips.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 11/03/12 12:01 PM
Granted, but you will be dealing with explosive diarrhea at the exact moment she shows up. I wish I could shoot lasers from my fingertips. Granted but it will hurt. I wish I could remember to make a wish when I grant wishes. But I'm a Jeannie after all. I wish I could get out of this bottle.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Sat 11/03/12 01:47 PM
Granted, but now you are in a can. I wish that reality was always pleasant.

DumbestUsernameEvr Joined Fri 09/07/12 Posts: 274	Sat 11/03/12 02:25 PM
Ok but it's someone else's reality, not yours. Wish I had a perfectly cooked, tender, lean cut of steak, from a genetically unaltered cow with no disease in front of me.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Sat 11/03/12 02:28 PM
Granted, but your mouth is wired shut, and you are being fed through a feeding tube. I wish that my reality was always pleasant.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 11/03/12 02:35 PM Edited by Jeanniebean on Sat 11/03/12 02:35 PM
Granted, but your mouth is wired shut, and you are being fed through a feeding tube. I wish that my reality was always pleasant. Granted but ignorance is bliss so POOF! now you are a moron. I don't like this can. I want a castle to live in.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Sat 11/03/12 02:53 PM
Granted, but the castle is located inside a fish bowl. I wish I could make the perfect wish that would benefit me.