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Topic: Bob
Naturalcurly Joined Sat 02/11/12 Posts: 590	Sat 02/18/12 06:06 PM
This game is about a gentlemen named Bob. He is on his way to the market. To pick up some milk, eggs, and cookies. You decide what happens to him. As long as he stays alive(barely anyway) Just write a short sentence. After the last person. Bob wake's up from a decent nights sleep.

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sat 02/18/12 06:08 PM
After an amazing stretch, a yawn, and the scratching of a sack, he sits up. :P

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sat 02/18/12 06:10 PM
and removes his teeth from the glass by the bed.........

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 02/18/12 06:10 PM
and realizes he has no clothes on and he's in the middle of the Wal Mart lawn and garden section.

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sat 02/18/12 06:13 PM
so he eases away from the inflatable punching bag lying next to him, and covers himself with a plant.........

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 02/18/12 06:17 PM
Unfortunately, he had picked up a cactus...

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sat 02/18/12 06:19 PM
he looks back and says to himself.....well...now she wont let me sleep with her again..........

Naturalcurly Joined Sat 02/11/12 Posts: 590	Sat 02/18/12 06:19 PM
Looks down, screams really loud. Dropping the plant.

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sat 02/18/12 06:21 PM
now, with pricks in his prick, he looks up into the eyes of the store security guard......

Naturalcurly Joined Sat 02/11/12 Posts: 590	Sat 02/18/12 06:22 PM
And says "Only in wal-mart!"

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sat 02/18/12 06:40 PM
She laughs at his situation but then grows serious and shakes her head as she speaks almost in a voice like Chuck Norris, 'Sorry sir, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sat 02/18/12 06:43 PM
so as he flees, he covers his @zz with the plant and thinks.......... Oh Chit......I did it again.........

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sat 02/18/12 06:53 PM
Then he casually bumps into Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, walking with their 574389655349 kids.

Naturalcurly Joined Sat 02/11/12 Posts: 590	Sat 02/18/12 07:04 PM
Bumping into Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. The cactus spiks go in his a$$.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 02/18/12 07:32 PM
but that wasn't poor Bobs biggest problem, you see...

Naturalcurly Joined Sat 02/11/12 Posts: 590	Sat 02/18/12 07:58 PM
Bob asked "Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt what are you two doing at wal-mart?!"

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sun 02/19/12 09:26 AM
As the both paused for a moment to conjure up a response, they noticed something strange about Bob.

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Sun 02/19/12 09:29 AM
They looked at Bob...Ahhhh said Brad. You have a huge uni-brow.

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sun 02/19/12 09:39 AM
That being said...Bob heads for the dumpster in search of some cloths.....

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Sun 02/19/12 09:56 AM
and all he can find are a women's thong and demi bra...

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