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Topic: Tasteless after death jokes already started....
Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Sun 02/12/12 05:23 PM
What are the tasteless after death jokes you have heard......you know like What wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood What kind of shampoo did Christa McCauliff use? Head and Shoulders they found it all over the beach And here come the Whitney jokes I read on Facebook today....... I hear Whitney's starring in a new movie. The Body Bag There are most definitely more, but I choose not to brandish the rest. This was the tamest believe it or not. So my point is if you have any tasteless Whitney jokes you wish to put out there. Place them here and save them from being place in here RIP send off well wishes. Only because its applauding and tasteless to those who really don't wish to read it there and were fans or just wish to say goodbye to an American Icon. Thank you ((Sea))

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Sun 02/12/12 10:07 PM
what color were Christina McCauliffs eyes? Blue! One blue to the left and one blue to the right.

setubal1973 Joined Fri 06/10/11 Posts: 82	Mon 03/05/12 04:48 PM
A husband and wife were supposed to go on a trip to Florida together, but the wife was delayed and the husband went a day ahead of her. When the man checked in he saw there was a computer in his room so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address and without realizing his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile, somewhere in Wisconsin a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from her relatives and friends. After reading the first message she fainted dead away. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My loving wife Subject: I've just reached my destination Date: 13 Oct 2006 I’m sure you are surprised to hear from me. I’ve just arrived and been checked in. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to sent emails to your loved ones! I also checked and found that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Look forward to seeing you. P.S. It’s really hot down here!

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Mon 03/05/12 05:42 PM
A husband and wife were supposed to go on a trip to Florida together, but the wife was delayed and the husband went a day ahead of her. When the man checked in he saw there was a computer in his room so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address and without realizing his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile, somewhere in Wisconsin a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from her relatives and friends. After reading the first message she fainted dead away. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My loving wife Subject: I've just reached my destination Date: 13 Oct 2006 I’m sure you are surprised to hear from me. I’ve just arrived and been checked in. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to sent emails to your loved ones! I also checked and found that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Look forward to seeing you. P.S. It’s really hot down here!

Chloe23Irish Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 717	Mon 03/05/12 07:15 PM
Wife walks into the bedroom to find her husband drying his penis with a hair dryer. What the phuck are you doing she says? Shut up he said, Im only heating up your dinner

setubal1973 Joined Fri 06/10/11 Posts: 82	Sun 03/11/12 05:17 PM
Not Whitney but Diana from frankie boyle ( a scottish comedian who has been in hot water with the bbc more than once) "I was really surprised that the Royal family decided to hold a Memorial for Diana in the form of a Pop Concert. I mean Diana wasn't really associatedc with the pop world. If they really wanted to give us to remember her by I think they should have gone with something that celebrated her the way she lived her life...a gang bang in a minefield maybe? LOL (Okay, it's probably very unpatriotic of me to post this as not only am I British I'm Welsh!!!) But still find it hysterically funny!!! LOL

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Fri 03/16/12 05:23 PM


mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Fri 03/16/12 05:38 PM
how about the new IPADS can do everything.... but cure cancer

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Fri 03/16/12 05:41 PM
princess diana Did you hear what Dodi Al Fayed said to the chauffeur before thier untimely death? Hey. Wanna come for a ride with me and Di? (die)

busokato Joined Tue 12/06/11 Posts: 34	Fri 03/16/12 10:22 PM
Wow!

teadipper Joined Wed 10/19/11 Posts: 2732	Sat 03/17/12 01:33 PM
"You lost your wife??? Perhaps she is with your spare car keys you cannot find".

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Sat 03/17/12 02:13 PM
A husband and wife were supposed to go on a trip to Florida together, but the wife was delayed and the husband went a day ahead of her. When the man checked in he saw there was a computer in his room so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address and without realizing his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile, somewhere in Wisconsin a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from her relatives and friends. After reading the first message she fainted dead away. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My loving wife Subject: I've just reached my destination Date: 13 Oct 2006 I’m sure you are surprised to hear from me. I’ve just arrived and been checked in. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to sent emails to your loved ones! I also checked and found that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Look forward to seeing you. P.S. It’s really hot down here! Holy Moly!!!!!!!!!!

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Mon 04/16/12 08:20 AM


Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Mon 04/16/12 04:08 PM
Heath Ledger what a shame

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Sun 05/06/12 12:44 PM
Brilliant

TheCaptain Joined Wed 09/06/06 Posts: 44412	Mon 05/07/12 10:11 AM
Although not dead......still tasteless and funny. Did you hear that Brett Favre attempted suicide with a hand gun after his last season failed to get him to the super bowl???? The bullet was intercepted.

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Mon 05/07/12 08:00 PM
So my point is if you have any tasteless Whitney jokes you wish to put out there. Place them here and save them from being place in here RIP send off well wishes. Only because its applauding and tasteless to those who really don't wish to read it there and were fans or just wish to say goodbye to an American Icon. Thank you ((Sea)) News of Whitney Houston's death travelled with such speed. When I heard I couldn't help but crack up with emotion. She was a real heroin. It's such a blow. She made a real hash of things though. Her life just went to pot. Someone should have kept tabs on her

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Mon 05/07/12 08:47 PM


funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Thu 05/10/12 09:08 AM
After a long legal battle, Michael Jackson has eventualy been turned into LEGO Doctor's said they have done this because he was 90% plastic anyway and also the kids will now have a chance to play with him for a change

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Thu 05/10/12 01:11 PM
A powerful message from Stevie Wonder on Michael Jackson’s death… ....... .. … … .. ….. .. . . … . . . . . .. . .. …. .. .. . … .. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... ...... ..... .. ... ..... ...... .. . .. . . … .... . . . .. ... . .... .... .... ..... ... ....... .... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .. . . .... .... . .. . . . .. . .. . ... ...... .... ... ... .. ... ....... ... .. ..... ... ... ..... .... . .. .. . .. .... .. . . . . . .. .. … .. .. .... ... ... .... ....... ...... ..... Deep stuff eh? I nearly cried when he said “. ... . . . .. .. … .. .. . . .... ....”