Dear Diary........dd I just win Kid?????

Dear Diary,

You win the battle Gypsy but the war is far from over!

mwhahahhahaha????????

Ok - here are your cats and your sinks.
Choose your digital camera,
take 20 paces to your respective bathrooms
and come back swinging!

uhhhhhhhhhhh he already KNOWS that I have the bestest sink kitty in the whole wide worrrrrrrrrrld!!!


Hmmmmmmmm slow......he is afraid of my sink kitty

Ok dear diary..there is a reason why I shouldnt kiss my cat while wearing lipgloss right???? bkawwwwwwwwwwwwww boffffffffffffts

dear diary

is gypsys head shaped like that

Dear Diary......Coco may get off on my head but my real hotstuff is my t*ts@@!!!

Dear Diary....I think I had a party last night.....I just woke up on the couch.......hmmm something about monkey t*ts...

Dear Diary...I just scanned my mutual matches and there was a guy with a perm!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dear Diary. A mosquito bit me on the ass. AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Diary,

MAYBE YOU GUYS COULD HELP ME ON THIS ONE !!

I HAVE TO MUCH GOIN ON I'M IN TEARS MY FOUR YEAR OLD WONT LET ME THINK ,,WAY TOO MUCH GOIN ON DIARY YOU HAVE NO IDEA,,,,,

but any way , diary I got a phone call today and I am supposed to call them back with an answer , I got an audition for something but it is in Vancouver (I"m on the Island , I am a hermit I a scared of the world I would have to find my way there and find the place and stuff... ) opportunities and weird stuff is jumping out at me every couple of hours for like a week or so now , since the full moon , I have got to a point where I cant think ..I cant think about what i need from the grocery store today , i just brushed my hair i'm in my jammies , feels like my lil world is out of control and some good things could happen ...but..I'm in tears and cant think

HELP?? FRIENDS ,,DIARY ,,ANYBODY ,,,CALGON,,??
i NEED SOME WRITERS , TOO .UM ..LEX???
any body
somebody
helllllllllllllllllllppppppppp
}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}PLEASE!!{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{

HELP??!!
please???

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((cat)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

first off.. take a deep breath..

now.. put something on the TV or whatever to entertain the 4 year old.. tell the older one's their grounded and go to their respective rooms.. that way you can relax for a few minutes..

I'd say GO FOR IT gurly.. man.. you've been waiting SOO long for something to HAPPEN for you and here it is.. grab it by the horns and just yank em with ALL yer might.. you can do this.. you do have the power ((((((((((((((sis)))))))))))))))) and you know it.. the noise is just confusing you.. breathe..

YEAH!! I'm gonna phone the tommorrow and say pencil me in!!
I thought about it and I should just do it! stuff never happens to me and if it is good and it comes my way I should do it !!
YAY !! WOW...... OMG !!
if any thing else at least I can say that I did it!if I do it ..so ya I should !

Dear Diary......I wonder if Purple is auditioning for "Canadian Idol"!!!

THATS the spirit cat


sometimes ya just gotta DO IT.. Like NIKE says!!! lifes WAYYYY too short to NOT at least try eh??

YAY cat.. GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you know where to find me when you need me

MUCH ((((((((((((((((((((((((K/sis))))))))))))))))))))))

Dear Diary.....Im having a "fat" day I look like Im preggo I also have a hangover from last night.....I think Im gonna start drinking again to kill this