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Topic: MY BUTT CRACK HURTS!
Spidercmb Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 13137	Tue 01/24/12 11:43 AM
I have recently started to wear thong (G-String)underware. Just wear normal underwear, problem solved.

Shy_Emo_chick Joined Fri 04/01/11 Posts: 4393	Tue 01/24/12 11:44 AM
I agree about NavyGirl looking hot with dark pink hair. Oh and glad your feeling better now, Roberta Well, thank you kind lady. No problem. It's the truth

Shy_Emo_chick Joined Fri 04/01/11 Posts: 4393	Tue 01/24/12 11:46 AM
I agree about NavyGirl looking hot with dark pink hair. Oh and glad your feeling better now, Roberta Well, thank you kind lady. No problem. It's the truth

Shy_Emo_chick Joined Fri 04/01/11 Posts: 4393	Tue 01/24/12 11:46 AM
I agree about NavyGirl looking hot with dark pink hair. Oh and glad your feeling better now, Roberta Well, thank you kind lady. No problem. It's the truth

Spidercmb Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 13137	Tue 01/24/12 11:48 AM
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Tue 01/24/12 12:53 PM
I am saving all my used dental floss for you. To make a new thong. Cinnamon flavored. Slippy slidey, just for you. Oooooooooo, ya know, thats a good way to get Gearhead to floss everyday! EVERY day! Next thing you know she'll expect me to shower every month! Nah, we can shower together every 6 weeks! Cool. Water conservation is an important step to keeping the Earth green ya know.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 01/24/12 02:44 PM
I am saving all my used dental floss for you. To make a new thong. Cinnamon flavored. Slippy slidey, just for you. Oooooooooo, ya know, thats a good way to get Gearhead to floss everyday! EVERY day! Next thing you know she'll expect me to shower every month! Nah, we can shower together every 6 weeks! Cool. Water conservation is an important step to keeping the Earth green ya know. Its a sacrifice, but someones gotta do it.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 01/24/12 02:45 PM
Oh and glad your feeling better now, Roberta Awwwwe thanks, but you can still send me chocolates.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 01/24/12 02:47 PM
what do you mean you aren't wearing your thong anymore? Not till I check out that Soma website, and get some comfy ones. Thanks again Optomisitc!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 01/24/12 02:49 PM
I have recently started to wear thong (G-String)underware. Just wear normal underwear, problem solved. The only thing, to me, between a thong, and commando, is "Granny Panties". Ohhhhhhhhhhh, hell to the no! Besides that, I DONT DO panty lines!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 01/25/12 12:58 PM
G-Strings are highly over-rated anyways!

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Wed 01/25/12 06:29 PM
G-Strings are highly over-rated anyways! THIS IS A PICTURE,,Of our NEW BUTT-CRACK-WILLIES.. DOESN'T SHE LOOK GREAT,,,AND NO BUTT TICKLE... Hey Lov,,I've almost got us signed with WALMART!!!!!

Spenzer Joined Fri 01/20/12 Posts: 260	Thu 01/26/12 08:13 AM
Im not sure where to put this, but its a question, that doesnt seem to belong anywhere else, so I put it here. I have recently started to wear thong (G-String)underware. Are they suppose to rub your butt crack raw, and cause you to, continually pull them out of your butt crack, thus, always looking like, your picking your butt crack, in public? Just askin? lol hahahahaha awwwe you'll get used to it you eventually do...I have been wearing thong since I was 16 its really uncomfortable at first but when time goes by u don't even notice it

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 01/26/12 12:41 PM
THIS IS A PICTURE,,Of our NEW BUTT-CRACK-WILLIES.. DOESN'T SHE LOOK GREAT,,,AND NO BUTT TICKLE... Hey Lov,,I've almost got us signed with WALMART!!!!! Yeeeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwww, we're gonna be rich pa!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 01/26/12 12:43 PM
lol hahahahaha awwwe you'll get used to it you eventually do...I have been wearing thong since I was 16 its really uncomfortable at first but when time goes by u don't even notice it Yeah, I know. I read about the "Butt Crack Callous!".

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Thu 01/26/12 02:05 PM Edited by wux on Thu 01/26/12 02:06 PM
ahahahahahahahahahahaha. you're doing it wrong. How can you put a string in your butt crack wrong? Use your saliva to lubricate it when the "going" gets "rough". You never saw a hardcore porno movie? It's amazing how much folk wisdom and practical advice you can glean from those.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 01/26/12 02:24 PM
You never saw a hardcore porno movie? It's amazing how much folk wisdom and practical advice you can glean from those. Oh, ive seen lots of hardcore movies, where do you think I learned how to and so good?

heavenlyboy34 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 17348	Thu 01/26/12 02:44 PM
You never saw a hardcore porno movie? It's amazing how much folk wisdom and practical advice you can glean from those. Oh, ive seen lots of hardcore movies, where do you think I learned how to and so good? I thought you just had a good imagination and put in lots of practice.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 01/26/12 03:04 PM
You never saw a hardcore porno movie? It's amazing how much folk wisdom and practical advice you can glean from those. Oh, ive seen lots of hardcore movies, where do you think I learned how to and so good? I thought you just had a good imagination and put in lots of practice. Well, yeah, that too!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 01/28/12 01:58 PM
C-C-C-Combo Breaker! Im still waiting for you, to tell me, what this means!