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Topic: MY BUTT CRACK HURTS!
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/22/12 09:19 PM
plants a wet sloppy kiss on Ash and runs off to bed Plant one on my butt crack, maybe that will help soothe it!

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Sun 01/22/12 09:19 PM
tmi...TMI...

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 01/22/12 09:20 PM
Are they suppose to rub your butt cracks raw, Butt CRACKS? How many do you have and how have I not noticed the other ones?!?! Ummmmmmmm duh, because we only have cyber sex and... nevermind. I knew I shoulda got a bigger monitor.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/22/12 09:21 PM
Fine, dont kiss it. Ill just take my sore butt crack to bed, and suffer!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 01/22/12 09:21 PM
plants a wet sloppy kiss on Ash and runs off to bed Plant one on my butt crack, maybe that will help soothe it! I got something to lube that up for ya. I'll be over soon....

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/22/12 09:21 PM
tmi...TMI... No, Theres no T.M.I. I NEED information!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 01/22/12 09:22 PM
tmi...TMI... No, Theres no T.M.I. I NEED information! If you put super glue on it it wont move around on ya.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/22/12 09:24 PM
plants a wet sloppy kiss on Ash and runs off to bed Plant one on my butt crack, maybe that will help soothe it! I got something to lube that up for ya. I'll be over soon.... Yeah right, your butt crack is 2000 miles away. Whatever! I'll just go sleep with Boogies butt crack again, its all good! Goodnight!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/22/12 09:24 PM
tmi...TMI... No, Theres no T.M.I. I NEED information! If you put super glue on it it wont move around on ya.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 01/22/12 09:31 PM Edited by ujGearhead on Sun 01/22/12 09:34 PM
plants a wet sloppy kiss on Ash and runs off to bed Plant one on my butt crack, maybe that will help soothe it! I got something to lube that up for ya. I'll be over soon.... Yeah right, your butt crack is 2000 miles away. Whatever! I'll just go sleep with Boogies butt crack again, its all good! Goodnight! Ask Boogie how she deals with thong wrongs.

navygirl Joined Sat 06/02/07 Posts: 8118	Sun 01/22/12 09:40 PM
ahahahahahahahahahahaha. you're doing it wrong. How can you put a string in your butt crack wrong? A lot depends on the Thong. I bought some Fredericks of Hollywood and they are comfy. I bought some from the local department store; I think Fruit of the Loom and I am pulling them from my butt crack too. I feel your pain girl.

Shy_Emo_chick Joined Fri 04/01/11 Posts: 4393	Mon 01/23/12 12:46 AM
Can't you use nappy rash cream? That is one of the worst pains. Or try a hot bath, without bath salts.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 01/23/12 01:10 AM
plants a wet sloppy kiss on Ash and runs off to bed Plant one on my butt crack, maybe that will help soothe it! I got something to lube that up for ya. I'll be over soon.... Yeah right, your butt crack is 2000 miles away. Whatever! I'll just go sleep with Boogies butt crack again, its all good! Goodnight! Ask Boogie how she deals with thong wrongs.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 01/23/12 01:11 AM
ahahahahahahahahahahaha. you're doing it wrong. How can you put a string in your butt crack wrong? A lot depends on the Thong. I bought some Fredericks of Hollywood and they are comfy. I bought some from the local department store; I think Fruit of the Loom and I am pulling them from my butt crack too. I feel your pain girl. I bought mine from the dollar store. Uh oh.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 01/23/12 01:12 AM
Can't you use nappy rash cream? That is one of the worst pains. Or try a hot bath, without bath salts. "Nappy Rash Cream" im not even going there, its already too funny!

Shy_Emo_chick Joined Fri 04/01/11 Posts: 4393	Mon 01/23/12 02:19 AM
Can't you use nappy rash cream? That is one of the worst pains. Or try a hot bath, without bath salts. "Nappy Rash Cream" im not even going there, its already too funny! I'm only trying to help. Maybe try sitting on an ice pack

Shy_Emo_chick Joined Fri 04/01/11 Posts: 4393	Mon 01/23/12 02:21 AM Edited by Shy_Emo_chick on Mon 01/23/12 02:27 AM
Oh the things we do just to get rid of pains

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Mon 01/23/12 04:22 AM
I think you are wearing it backwards, luv..

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 01/23/12 07:49 AM
Can't you use nappy rash cream? That is one of the worst pains. Or try a hot bath, without bath salts. "Nappy Rash Cream" im not even going there, its already too funny! I'm only trying to help. Maybe try sitting on an ice pack I know, thank you, im just being silly. Im taking the first flight out today to Alaska. I heard they have icebergs there!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 01/23/12 07:51 AM
I think you are wearing it backwards, luv.. I did put it on sideways, upside down, and backwards, several times before getting it on right. I think it was more comfortable sideways!