and then your *** is colossal.
did you know i'm a female?
o.O
when you were a little girl did you dream about getting married?
i often hear people saying how females dream of their wedding since childhood.
i sure as hell never did.
do you get mad when people assume you're on your period just because you say certain things?
if i'm going to be judged on what i say,
then i'm bleeding all year long.
lastly,
why is it so easy to call a woman a girl but not so easy to call a man a boy?
it's not 'cute' to be described as a prepubescent individual while you're trying to get laid.

I never dreamed of day-dreamed of getting married. I was too busy getting into trouble.
People assume I'm on my period, quite often as well. I actually had someone once tell me I need a permanent Midol IV.
I personally usually say male or female.

you sound like my twin.
o.O

I get called both actually...

"Boy, you're such a sh*thead!"

"Man, you're such an *******!"

And now I'm having "Old fart" thrown in there for good measure. Pretty much sums me up.

Hey Look there's another old fart In here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!













Whats up Pats..........

I never dreamed about a wedding when I was a child. If I ever do get married, I'd like it to be simple anyway.

Ya know people would say "Your wedding is the greatest day in your life". I always thought that was dumb azz. If that's the best day of your life, your life sucks. How about the day, I donated platelets and helped save a friend with cancer? What about when I got As in Human Biology and math, and a B in Chemistry which I totally sucked at. What about the day, my ex big the wig programmer couldn't figure out who to create a dual boot Linux machine and by reading a book and his notes, I did it while he was on travel and completely blew him away. What about when I got hired to be PA to someone who is debatably the biggest t.v. star of the 80s. How about the day my only nephew was born and survived against all odds? How about when I survived PE and DVT which left me with 10% of my lung capacity but I wasn't supposed to make it. How about this last year when a botched gall bladder removal almost killed me but by the grace of god, a specialist came in at the last minute and saved me. Etc. Etc. A wedding?? PLEASE. Anybody can do that.

I've been dreaming about my Star Wars wedding since 1977.

Us old farts need to stick together! How are you Boonedog?

Good Pats........ And your right !!!!!! We do need to stick togeather.

Personally my Wedding day was a nightmare.

My Best Friend calls all her Men, Boy toys.

I have never been accused of being on my period, but have been called a B..ch a few times.

And I have definitely been called an Old Fart!

I did before dream of my wedding, that was when i was young and would play bride and groom with my friends.for now i dont think much of it:-).

As long as you don't dress up as Luke, and your bride to be as Leia... that would just be creepy.

My niece used to always talk to me about her dream wedding when playing with Barbies while I was attempting to send Ken into orbit with fireworks and self made catapults, man those were the good old days... what was I talking about again... of yeah, her dreaming wedding.

It did not turn out anything like she wanted.

Which apparently by definition makes you a dork.

My ex wanted to get married somewhere in Vegas that does Star Trek weddings. As you can see, I'm no longer with him. Lol.

My sister got married on top of a Cliff. He had two choices, marry or jump off the cliff. He's still not sure he chose correctly.

Artoo and C3PO.

Did he try to teach you "I Do" in Klingon?

I've had.....Nightmares about.....Both my weddings.....
WTF was I thinking!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway....

You two are just teenagers...

<<<<<<<<<< NOT an Old Fart!!!!

But I play one on TV!!