Topic: What are you bringing to the table? | |
---|---|
Edited by
Jeanniebean
on
Sun 01/15/12 07:36 PM
|
|
Everyone is looking for the right guy or gal to spend their lives with and some people are pretty picky...
But have you given some thought about what you are bringing to the table? What makes you so special? For me: ..... I give up.... I got nothing. |
|
|
|
I'm bringing......wait for it........THE manO
|
|
|
|
Edited by
Optomistic69
on
Sun 01/15/12 08:18 PM
|
|
Very Little....
|
|
|
|
i was asking myself this last night,
and i also got nothing. i can make cupcakes though. and organize. if you want a personal organizer who bakes, i'm your man. |
|
|
|
Up close and personal I have a sense of humor, kind hearted and I do not stress.
At least you write poetry or bake, I'm the one with nothing. |
|
|
|
Well, I'm certainly not bringing a pie to the table.
Cooking well isn't a talent of mine. I can tell a good story and like to do lots of things, so someone wouldn't be bored. |
|
|
|
And to think. All I had was a washer dryer and I got some tonight.
|
|
|
|
huge wang...
|
|
|
|
huge wang... Well that's something. |
|
|
|
But have you given some thought about what you are bringing to the table? What makes you so special? Well, it's a little difficult to be totally objective here, but.... I think I'm reasonably intelligent, literate, good sense of humor (maybe a little warped, I don't know), very creative, an excellent listener, and I have no interest in the typical "guy stuff" (hunting and fishing and working on cars and watching football on TV and going to bars, etc.) that so many women seem to think of as relationship-destroyers. Not that any of it really matters. Despite the good traits I may have, nobody's interested unless there's an "Of course I will be more than happy to support your indeterminate number of past, present, and future children" attached.... |
|
|
|
Right now, I cant thing of anything that I could bring to the table.
WAIT!!!!!! I just remembered I have a 1/2 gallon of Rockyroad ice cream in the freezer |
|
|
|
My napkin
|
|
|
|
*obligatory ironic response*
I have a table. That's a start. |
|
|
|
Edited by
ujGearhead
on
Mon 01/16/12 05:58 AM
|
|
huge wang... And here I thought they were all extinct! |
|
|
|
But have you given some thought about what you are bringing to the table? What makes you so special? Well, it's a little difficult to be totally objective here, but.... I think I'm reasonably intelligent, literate, good sense of humor (maybe a little warped, I don't know), very creative, an excellent listener, and I have no interest in the typical "guy stuff" (hunting and fishing and working on cars and watching football on TV and going to bars, etc.) that so many women seem to think of as relationship-destroyers. Not that any of it really matters. Despite the good traits I may have, nobody's interested unless there's an "Of course I will be more than happy to support your indeterminate number of past, present, and future children" attached.... ^ This I think I bring a lot of reality to the table. I don't play games, I know what I'm looking for, I'm romantic, humorous and T work hard. However, I am always one of those guys that everyone says they are looking for, yet when they find me they pass me over for the exact opposite of what they claim they seek. I try not to let it get to me because it is their loss I figure... but sometimes it feels like my loss to somehow. |
|
|
|
Edited by
Jeanniebean
on
Mon 01/16/12 07:33 AM
|
|
But have you given some thought about what you are bringing to the table? What makes you so special? Well, it's a little difficult to be totally objective here, but.... I think I'm reasonably intelligent, literate, good sense of humor (maybe a little warped, I don't know), very creative, an excellent listener, and I have no interest in the typical "guy stuff" (hunting and fishing and working on cars and watching football on TV and going to bars, etc.) that so many women seem to think of as relationship-destroyers. Not that any of it really matters. Despite the good traits I may have, nobody's interested unless there's an "Of course I will be more than happy to support your indeterminate number of past, present, and future children" attached.... ^ This I think I bring a lot of reality to the table. I don't play games, I know what I'm looking for, I'm romantic, humorous and T work hard. However, I am always one of those guys that everyone says they are looking for, yet when they find me they pass me over for the exact opposite of what they claim they seek. I try not to let it get to me because it is their loss I figure... but sometimes it feels like my loss to somehow. It would be their loss. I looked at your profile and all I can say is if I were 30 years younger.... I would be all over you. I like the picture of you and your dog. I'm a little worried about the bodies buried in your back yard though. You sound like an honest person so maybe there really are bodies in your back yard. |
|
|
|
What are you bringing to the table?
I usually bring the bacon. I buy it, prep it, cook it and serve it. I help work it off, after. I replace the bacon. Redux. |
|
|
|
Useless film trivia.
|
|
|
|
I'm a little worried about the bodies buried in your back yard though. You sound like an honest person so maybe there really are bodies in your back yard. Ssshhhhh. You don't have to tell the whole world. The FBI may be reading this. |
|
|
|
Useless film trivia. Great! I have trivial pursuit! |
|
|