Just saw this on TV today...

When you are born, you will share your birthday with 17 million people.

During your 10 years in school, you will have an average of 17 friends.

By the time you are 40, that number will drop down to 2.

You will grow 950 km of hair.

You will laugh an average of 18 times a day.

You will walk the equivalent of 3 times the circumference of the Earth.

You will eat 30 tons of food.

You will drink 9,000 cups of coffee.

You will have a 1/10 chance of being electrocuted.

In average, you will spend 10 years of your life working.

20 years sleeping.

3 years on the toilet.

7 months waiting in traffic.

2 months waiting on hold on your phone.

12 years watching TV.

..and 19 days looking for the remote.

This only leaves you with 1/5th of your life.

So what are you waiting for?

9,000 cups of coffee oh my know wonder why I can't sleep hardly at night

I am glad I got that out of the way when I was 5.

lol, well, I don't drink coffee..

Just thought it was interesting..

3 years on the toilet..
Feel like I should buy it a present for its loyal service. :O

Well, I wasn't sure if it counted when I was 8..
So, I did it again when I was 13..
...and 16..
...21.
Oh.. and 27.

:/

One hell of a party to be thrown then.



With my math and using myself, I get closer to 20...



I think you mean electric shock. Electrocuted by definition usually means death unless you are brought back. I have had this happen several times (shocked, not electrocuted), most recently a year or so ago working in a house with insulation issues that had been flooded out. It is always nasty when it happens.



A new plunger perhaps?

Thanks for the interesting list.

lol, I think it's only counting up until you hit the age of 40.
But I could be mistaken. :D



A new plunger perhaps?

Thanks for the interesting list.


lol... Maybe a blue one with a flame stripped handle. xD

..and your welcome.

Oh, as for the shocked/electrocuted..
Maybe?

It was National Geographic's words.
I was hoping it didn't mean by 'dying'.
Haha.

Oh OK, I did it up until the age of retirement.

I have already spent 39 of my years ......Working!!!!

27 by age......40

Even more reason to do the very last sentence, Grim...

:O

I was hoping for numbers on masturbation.....cause I guarantee I would have blown those out of the water!

I have no doubt in my mind either..
I'm just not trying to put a number on it.
Nor do I want any details.
But you speak of it often so.....

Let's just say you spent (your age) masturbating...

Then call it a day. :D

Oh...taking the easy way out.

Naw man! I would like an actual National Geographic statistician to compile my numbers.

I used to manage a porn store...I was an unrepentant man slut till about 2 years ago...I measure my porn collection in physical weight...I started at about 6-7 when I found the porn drawer...I did about 12 years worth of swinging later in life. I should be the bar for what is considered "normal".

Obviously, I am still trying to get masturbation registered as an Olympic event.

(I finished 1st, 3rd. and 5th at last year's "Fist of Fury" maturbation championships.)

ooops! Just read the line aout not needing details....I guess I must be going blind.

Stroker Ace

*gouges his own eyes out; mentally scarred by what he just started to read*

x.x

preachin, women do it too

Join the club. I'm pretty sure I have carpal tunnel, and I can assure anyone that it isn't from a lot of typing.

=O

I...

...you...

.........??????

Gawds.. I you.

Lol, I'm so afraid I'm going to say something or do something and accidentally give you a heart attack one of these days.

'fist of fury' sounds amazing. Krups, i think im interested. I'd like to get more details about the competition n especially the prize. I hope no viagra involved