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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2 | |
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Gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd, ive missed you!!! 
Welcome back babe! 
I love you! 
With some target practice, you'd stop missing him. Oh wait. You humans don't go cat hunting. Sigh! I miss Planet Melmac. |
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And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.................................
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And STILL taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................
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Unbeknown to Dr. Luv, Johnny the substitute broadcast engineer had pulled the plug on Dr. Luv's broadcasts.
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Unbeknown to Dr. Luv, Johnny the substitute broadcast engineer had pulled the plug on Dr. Luv's broadcasts.
I probably quote this guy more than anyone else in the world! ONLINE LIVE with Johnny........................................... HEY DICKHEAD, YOU PULL THE PLUG ON MY SHOW AGAIN, AND ILL HAVE YOU KILLED, SLOWLY, AND BRUTALLY, WITH A BUTTERKNIFE, NAKED, IN THE DESERT, AND A SNAKEPIT FULL OF POISONOUS SNAKES, IN MID JULY, WITH NO SUNBLOCK.............................................. And taking YOUR calls, and ALWAYS WILL,(that is, as long as Mark lets me) be taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.................................................
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Dr luv2,
I get butterflies in my tummy thinking about reading someone's posts. What's up with that? |
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Dr luv2, I get butterflies in my tummy thinking about reading someone's posts. What's up with that? Yeah. What's up with his thinking? Isn't that what Dr. Luv is supposed to do? |
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Dr luv2, I get butterflies in my tummy thinking about reading someone's posts. What's up with that? Im thinkin probably BAD GAS! Take 2 Rolaids, and call me in the morning! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. |
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And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE now.........................
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Dear Dr. Luv,
Once while visiting a restaurant on Earth, I saw "buffalo wings" listed on the menu. What do you Homo sapiens have against flying buffalo that you would clip their wings? Where can I see a flying buffalo anyway? |
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Dear Dr. Luv, Once while visiting a restaurant on Earth, I saw "buffalo wings" listed on the menu. What do you Homo sapiens have against flying buffalo that you would clip their wings? Where can I see a flying buffalo anyway? Im not real sure about flying buffalo?? But we do have quite a few flying buffalo/monkeys that fly around our studio here.......... 
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Dr luv2,
How do you secretly let a girl know you like her? |
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Dear Dr. Luv,
If you are the controller of flying monkeys, then do you have an aversion to water? |
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Dr luv2, How do you secretly let a girl know you like her? Whisper her name to me. |
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Dr luv2, How do you secretly let a girl know you like her? Whisper her name to me. Which one? |
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Dear Dr. Luv, If you are the controller of flying monkeys, then do you have an aversion to water? WTF??? Where did I say I was the controller of flying monkeys??? |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Fri 07/06/12 09:26 PM
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Dr luv2, How do you secretly let a girl know you like her? Whisper her name to me. Which one? The one you secretly want to let know that you like her.. duh. |
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