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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2 | |
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ONLINE LIVE with Hippie...ty for your call...
What Jemare said. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................... |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 05/31/12 08:59 AM
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Dear luv2, I am going to start dating this Sep. Should I post a sign on my tongue? >>>>>> Raising her hand... Ohhh Ohhh can I answer this one Dr. Luv? (grinning) Ahem...(clearing throat and trying to sound official, like in a REAL Dr.'s voice) Mr. OH52, If you post it on your tongue the only time women will see the sign is when you talk. For a clear, easy to see message... WRITE IT ON YOUR FOREHEAD. There, problem solved. Easy to see, hard to avoid and free advertising. And now a word from Dr. Luv's sponsors..... 
And nicely done! 
(Oh, BTW, if you give advice in my absence and then say, "and now a word from D. Luv's sponsors", you also need to post that ad) 
*waiting* |
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Edited by
motowndowntown
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Thu 05/31/12 05:23 PM
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Buy Pedros dingle balls. Only Pedros brand dingle balls give the back window of your car that authentic urban look. 
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Buy Pedros dingle balls. Only Pedros brand dingle balls give the back window of your car that authentic urban look.
IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP!
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Buy Pedros dingle balls. Only Pedros brand dingle balls give the back window of your car that authentic urban look.
IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP!
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Help me Dr Luv2rocknroll. My best friend wants to marry me and keeps texting me all sorts of weird chit. I dont luv him that way and when I tell him so, he backs off, then he starts it all over again months later. WTF do I do?
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Help me Dr Luv2rocknroll. My best friend wants to marry me and keeps texting me all sorts of weird chit. I dont luv him that way and when I tell him so, he backs off, then he starts it all over again months later. WTF do I do?
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Help me Dr Luv2rocknroll. My best friend wants to marry me and keeps texting me all sorts of weird chit. I dont luv him that way and when I tell him so, he backs off, then he starts it all over again months later. WTF do I do?
AND YOUR NOT! |
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Help me Dr Luv2rocknroll. My best friend wants to marry me and keeps texting me all sorts of weird chit. I dont luv him that way and when I tell him so, he backs off, then he starts it all over again months later. WTF do I do?
I hate it when this happens. You simply tell him this, "I dont like you as a boyfriend, I like you as a friend, and your constant hounding me for more, is not only annoying, but it is going to ruin a perfectly good friendship, that I cherish dearly... but more importantly, If you continue in this behavior, I will have you murdered, and ground into pig slop, and eaten by wild pigs.. because I have HIGH friends, in LOW places... AND I CAN!". And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................. |
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Dear Luv2rocknroll:
The wild pigs want to know what they did to be threatened with Soylent Slop. |
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Dear Luv2rocknroll: The wild pigs want to know what they did to be threatened with Soylent Slop. geeeeeeez... Dont you watch "Columbo?". And attempting to take YOUR calls, (but theres nobody calling) LIVE....... |
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Dr, I have already said what you advised me to say to him many times. Even cut him out of my life several times. But I then forgive him & allow him back after copious letters, flowers, even friggen tears. Is it possible he is a masochist with a death wish?
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Dr, I have already said what you advised me to say to him many times. Even cut him out of my life several times. But I then forgive him & allow him back after copious letters, flowers, even friggen tears. Is it possible he is a masochist with a death wish? I say why even bother trying to figure out what he is?? He is pesky, and annoying, and im not sure what part of, "no", he doesnt understand, but instead of wasting countless hours trying to figure out his mental condition, and annoying behavior, kill him. And if you cant bring yourself to doing it, look up a "soldier of fortune" to do the job. He will charge you VERY LITTLE if any money, and will probably do it for just a blow***. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................ |
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Hello Dr. Luv..., I've been going to church every Sunday for the last month now and I'm starting to feel different about the lie's I've told in the pass to others. Do you think that this maybe a good sign that my old ways are beginning to change ?
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I suggest self-flagellation until the wise Dr comes online. If you discover you actually like this, stop immediatly and call again and I can assist with more self condemning recommendations.
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Hello Dr. Luv..., I've been going to church every Sunday for the last month now and I'm starting to feel different about the lie's I've told in the pass to others. Do you think that this maybe a good sign that my old ways are beginning to change ? I prefere not to discuss politics, or religion on my show. Too controversial, and I surely wouldnt want to be controversial now.. would I? Bwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwahahahahahahahahah!!! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................... |
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I suggest self-flagellation until the wise Dr comes online. If you discover you actually like this, stop immediatly and call again and I can assist with more self condemning recommendations. |
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Help me Dr Luv2rocknroll. My best friend wants to marry me and keeps texting me all sorts of weird chit. I dont luv him that way and when I tell him so, he backs off, then he starts it all over again months later. WTF do I do?
AND YOUR NOT! |
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I suggest self-flagellation until the wise Dr comes online. If you discover you actually like this, stop immediatly and call again and I can assist with more self condemning recommendations. AND a trader! |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Tue 06/05/12 12:18 PM
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Help me Dr Luv2rocknroll. My best friend wants to marry me and keeps texting me all sorts of weird chit. I dont luv him that way and when I tell him so, he backs off, then he starts it all over again months later. WTF do I do?
AND YOUR NOT! Did you forget that, I am THE GODDESS OF ANSWERS AND NOBODY KNOWS MORE THAN ME", And here are my credentials. Pffffffffffffft. 
And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. |
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