Just be sure that you have cookies. Giving false hope to evil people isn't a pretty sight.

On the contrary. If you are inviting someone to come to the dark side, they are newbies.

When they ask for cookies I will give them a voodoo twinkie.



They will never know who they are eating.

What if they were already from the dark side and just stopped by for the cookies?

Twinkies are usually just as good though. Voodoo or not.

However, that does add a whole new twist to saying "Eat me!" to somebody.......

The meanest thing that I ever did to someone is:
One day my ex-wife and her daughter drove to walmart. After they were there about 15 minutes, I walked there( which was about a 20 minute walk) and without telling them, drove the car home.
They came out of walmart. And after searching the WHOLE parking lot at least 2 times, my ex called me crying telling me that someone stolen the car.
I let her cry for awhile, then I told her that I had the car. WOW!!!!!! Did she ever let me have it. Or. Should I say, Didn't let me have it. For about two weeks
Women sure can stay mad for a long time.

Yes. Won't discuss it. It was very close to reality.

I am from the old school of Larry, Curley, and Moe! Suffice it to say that the most I would want to do is a double fingered eye poke or a Whoop, whoop, whoop up side the head.

Yep, found that out. So disappointing.

You did that ? You evil lady.

If you really want to get somebody, open up the gas door enough for them to notice and sprinkle a little inside there then pour some on the ground underneath. They'll be going nuts thinking somebody put some in their gas tank (which is worse than actually doing it) while not breaking any laws at the same time.

hahahahahaha

I always see this topic and think "FINALLY THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT ME!!"

Omigod, I WISH I had thought of that at the time.

There are laws about it? Good thing I snuck around and made sure no one saw me, then.

must not go to the darkside.....hehehehe been there done that ...i decided to let life, karma and murphy deal with them .....trust me you live long enough one of these, if not all will get ya I have better things to do with my time

Yay. For non-violent retailation.

(I'd hate to see what "tuff love" looks like in your town, or "rough-necking in the pool or in the torture chamber". I mean, of course this makes sense, since "waterboarding" is not a torture there.)

Sorry. I am in an awful mood. Better get off the site in a hurry before i shoot my mouth off again with something stupid.

Im not so sure everyone on mingle is nice,,lol


but,,,

I think, just because Im related to someone trained in the Seals, knowledge of how to do some things causes the image of it to pop in my head during extreme confrontation


but I could never actually harm anyone except in self defense,,,

I really wanted to kill a couple of people.

I know someone whose son was abused sexually and he did not report it because it was a woman who did it and she apologized and that made me very very very angry because the kid was still just as messed up and I really really really want to drive by his office which is a free standing building in the middle of the night and throw a live hand grenade at it.

Nope, nothing "evil"...I like using indifference....it always seems to get the desired effect...