Topic: Leave an ANONYMOUS or NOT SO ANONYMOUS MSG - part 8 | |
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Dear Boredom.
Choke on an egg and die. Thanks. Love. M. |
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Dear Sleep,
I miss you. Stop by. We have a lot to catch up on. Ok, until then. Love, M. |
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Dear Dreams,
Tonight can you give me the ability to fly? Maybe save a hot woman from a burning building or something heroic? The peeing your pants on stage in front of a million hot ladies, just isn't funny anymore. Thanks! Love. M. |
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Dear Midget.
Grow up! Sheesh! Love. M. |
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Dear Math Homework.
What is your freaking problem?!? Love. M. |
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Dear Moon.
Are you feeling extra cheesy? You're shining awfully bright in my face. Love. M. |
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Dear Earth.
Next time you go around, Please drop me off on Pluto. I'll give you gas money. Love. M. |
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Emoticons,
You annoy me. |
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Dear Man Part of Mine.
Next time a hot girl walks by. Think you could control yourself? I would appreciate it. I do hate being embarrassed by you. Love. M. |
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Dear Profile Details.
Why do you lie so much? It's not healthy. Love. M. |
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Dear Politics.
Flash boobs once in a while. It'll make it popular... ...for once. Just saying... Love. M. |
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Dear Catch Phrase.
I love you. I'll never get sick of you. Just saying. Love. M. |
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Roberta, i feel like making a theme tune for the biotch club. A patriotic type. We could use cheerleaders and a marching band. Then again, you probably already came up with your own. . Have a good day, biatch. Check ya later :p
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Dear expletives,
You're like cocaine - I don't think so many people would use you so often if there were not so many people who tried to let you go completely unused. |
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Dear Ads.
I don't want Asian p****. So stop asking. Love. M. P.S. I'm not balding either. P.S.S. And no, I don't want to view men, women, or leprechauns in my area either. Just saying.. |
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Mondays suck!
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Mondays suck! But they suck so good. :P |
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I accidentally saw you naked, yesterday
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That was no accident. I saw you outside and slowly dropped my towel while standing in front of the window.
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That was no accident. I saw you outside and slowly dropped my towel while standing in front of the window. |
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